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33.1 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
Monster hunter, legendary franchise with my one of the first favourite games of all times being Monster hunter freedom Unite on the PsP. This monster hunter gives me those vibes and especially from the monster selection that was included in this one. 100% worth the purchase with or without a discount, with a discount it's a no brainer.

Only dislike about the game is that the defender weapon tree ruins the early game completely as it's basically free to craft and is the best weapon you can have out of all the weapons from HR 1 to 5 (Village). If you want the game in easy mode then feel free to use the defender weapon however if you'd prefer the real game, any of the other weapon trees fit as should with their own ups and downs.
Posted May 1, 2023.
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48.4 hrs on record (46.8 hrs at review time)
This game has to be one of the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ optimised ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i've ever played ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i want a refund on this garbage dumbster fire
Posted November 26, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Game suck huge ♥♥♥♥ in my opinion, haven't played the past 3 games of this franchise and when i came back to this one, nothing really changed... This game is not new comer friendly, the combo's are RNG so if you're a luck ♥♥♥♥♥♥ then be my guest and have fun in this game. TIP on playing this game if you don't know the combo's just button mash and you will 80% of the time win.
Posted April 27, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
2,293.3 hrs on record (1,202.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, hackers everywhere dee ex, plus the ♥♥♥♥ 64 tick servers so rip easy clean kills.
Posted November 22, 2017.
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255.7 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS LITERALLY CANCER IN A NUTSHELL... SEARCH UP THE MEANING OF CANCER AND YOU'LL SEE THIS,
THE PLAYER BASE IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, MATCH MAKING IS BEYOND STUPID, LVL 4 VS REP 2 LVL 11, LASTLY THE BLOCKING GOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE ASS, THE BETA WAS FINE BUT THIS JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIED. DO NOT GAME THIS GAME FOR MULTIPLAYER AS IT'S ♥♥♥♥ AF.


Day 84, GAME IS WORSE THAN THE RELEASE OF IS, SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ IT MAKES ME SICK INSIDE. THE PEOPLE ARE TRYHARDS THAT HAVE LITERALLY THIS GAME ON THEIR STEAM LIBRARY OR UBISOFT GAME LIBRARY AND PLAY NOTHING MORE THAN THIS, SPAM SAME MOVES, THINKS THEY ARE GOOD? HA I LAUGH... THEY ARE THE WORST, EVERYTHING IS ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT THIS GAME, IF YOU WANT TO GET IT THEN JUST BUY IT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF HOW EVERYTHING IS ROCK BOTTOM WHICH INCLUDES COMMUNITY, GAMEPLAY, AND COMBOS.. THEY ARE ALL BAD

2023 review?
This game still sucks unless you're playing inhouse matches
Posted February 16, 2017. Last edited August 1, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
115.5 hrs on record (101.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
BEST GAME GOTY by FAR,

The game makes lazy C***TS look like they are playing the game....

NEW FEATURES AND WEAPONS!
THE NEW - AIMBOT LAUNCHER WITH 99999 DAMAGE! <Only 99.99 (real money) turned to fake ingame ♥♥♥♥ currency>
THE NEW - AA - CANNON WHICH 1 TAPS AIR VEHICLES!
AND THE ONE AND ONLY BEST FOR LAST FEATURE! - INGAME DROPS INSTEAD OF ACTUAL INGAME CURRENCY WHICH PEOPLE JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SELL BECAUSE THEY GET CRAP FROM THEN ANYWAYS OH YEA!

Best indie game pls make it GOTY it can't beat any other game on pc out there.
Posted August 15, 2016.
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69.8 hrs on record (56.9 hrs at review time)
Love this game console and pc, but the best part about it is that it always will get content added and make the game better in every way, for example: new character, new gun/guns and especially new jobs including special events, where it has christmas and halloween etc.


Now there is another side of payday where i would call it 'can't be f**ked simulator' where you can join/ do it yourself, as in hack and gain exp, mask, guns and especially dlc missions for free and will take you 0 effort to do so and the fact that you cannot get vacced for doing it.... which to be honest is.. idk. Butt in the other hand the game is cool and if you hack (not influencing on people to do so) it is fun on what you can do and do stuff to the point that it gets out of control and can crash the hosts or even your game.

Overall the game is amazing and it will entertain you for 30 hours straight playing it until you reach the point of 'i done all missions pretty much all difficulties' and 'i got most of the masks and guns bought and unlocked' so until that point, the game is very fun and partly challenging. I hope this review helped in any way and would 100% recommend this game.





















When you use hacks do not join random lobbies because it will auto crash your game because its set to 'auto kick cheaters' which in this case the dev's make your game crash XD, also when you hack your name becomes red and you get a tag named - CHEATER above your name, and how i know this is from my friend hacking the game just to see what can you do with the hacks.
Posted April 19, 2016.
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8,127.4 hrs on record (103.0 hrs at review time)
This game is ebola... why its because there's always a BS smurf and constantly kills you when you're defending so this game is ebola -69/11 would break my mouse again... - 2015


*Edit* - 2019
That review i wrote was when i had roughly 400 hours on dota, tldr :herald: and now this game is ok 7/10 - where the ♥♥♥♥ is my tiny prestige item 2019 battlepass

*2ndEdit* - 2019
This game is still garbage, as of now, no game is actually winnable, it's essentially vs'ing OpenAI bots every game with more constructed teamwork while your team is sucking eachothers ♥♥♥♥♥ and blaming everyone but themselves for being absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Honestly, i'd recommend moving back to CS as this game's matchmaking is an absolute joke with SPECIFICALLY morons on your team and EX - PRO's with an unimaginable amount of luck as your opponents. GG this game is dying and it's a clear image as of why.

*3rd edit* - 2020
2 things in this that matter, 1 - Nothing, 2 - Patch when?
This game is still a coin toss to win, regardless if you're stomping or getting rammed.

01/02/2023

This game is ♥♥♥♥, not worth
Posted November 5, 2015. Last edited January 31, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10 The scroll wheel makes you go 3rd person 100% Would play again btw - The Game is really new so give it a chance.
Posted June 1, 2015.
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