"American football was made in Sheffield" ~Lao

"Killing people with autism since 2001..*Autistic Screech*" ~Ben Coutts

"It do not matter. I do not matter." ~David

"They can't even get in through here.." *Gets in through there and kills him* ~Jay Bullock

"Why do you have 142 hours on Star Trek Online?" ~David

"He's been sent to Hell. He's in Sheffield" ~Lao

"Momento Mori" ~ David

"I don't like Spanish people because they invented Gyros" ~Ben Coutts

"Haha i love gaming!" ~ Reznov

"Oh, it's piss" ~Lao

"Pink is just bright purple" ~Lao

"What's north america then? Canada?" ~Ben Coutts

"After all I've done to them, a baby saves my life" ~Daryl

"What can i say baby, I've got rat fever!" ~Adam Driver

"Twaps are gay" ~Bean

"Is Johnny Silverhand voiced by Keanu Reeves?" ~Ben Coutts

"Sup fool" ~Lao

"Ugggggghhhhhhhhh" *leaves* ~The Guy Lao said Sup fool to

"89p? Do you know thats nearly £1?" ~Jay Bullock

"WHERE'S THE DOOR? WHERE'S THE DOOR? WHERE'S THE DOOR?" ~Polish Filip

"There's something in here with me" "You can close the door" "It's a bit late for that" *radio static* ~Jay Bullock

"She wasn't even clapped" ~Oliver Arthur Taylor

"Roblox isn't just Roblox, ya know?" ~Polish Filip

"Nah nuh-uh, Lancelot" ~ Oliver Arthur Taylor

"I lurb you" ~ Ryan Cai Thomas

"It's not a sin to get a boner" ~ Aryaan Aziz