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A game with promising potential, but with flaws as well
-Gameplay's just too slow honestly. Heavy from TF2 runs faster than most of the characters.

-The character team-ups to unlock special attacks feels like it's going to force a meta for the best combinations and off classing will most likely be looked down upon. The matches ultimately boil down to which team has the better character team-up.

-game was stuck at 99% for half of the match.

If neither of the above mentioned fall in line with you, then by all means, Play it. Perhaps I might return when the game is in a better state.

This is not a mere "game", my fellow gamers. This is human creativity put to use beyond its limits! The graphics and jiggle physics of this masterpiece put modern AAA games to shame, standing resolute in the sea of modern day slop. Developers should take inspiration from this great achievement of human innovation. Amarillo's Butt Slapper has put new standards for game design and development.

I, Megatron, supreme leader of the Decepticons, send a message to all those who read this review :
Butt slapping > clicking on cookies. NO EXCEPTIONS.

The battlefield is ripe for the taking, and Warhammer 40K: Boltgun stands as a testament to the might of a true retro shooter in the modern era. In the endless sea of pathetic, soulless modern games, this gem emerges, crushing the competition beneath its iron heel. Like the grand shooters of the 90s, Boltgun delivers a pixelated experience that brings the past roaring into the present, striking terror into the hearts of its adversaries.


The narrative simplicity of Warhammer history. In this glorious digital war zone, you are an elite space marine dispatched to a distant world, your mission clear and unyielding: eradicate the heretics in the name of the Emperor. No convoluted plots or overwrought storylines, just pure, unadulterated war. The setting and story are quintessentially Warhammer, staying true to the roots that veterans of the lore will recognize and newcomers will quickly come to revere.


Prepare yourselves, soldiers, for the combat in Boltgun is nothing short of exhilarating. The pace is fast, the enemies plentiful, and the arsenal at your disposal is as varied as it is deadly. The level design and atmosphere are meticulously crafted to offer a relentless challenge, keeping you perpetually on edge. Each level is a battlefield of non-stop action, demanding both precision and brutality. The Horde Mode, in particular, is a relentless onslaught of enemies, providing an endless stream of entertainment and significantly boosting the game's replay value.


In an age where modern games stumble under the weight of bloated budgets and massive development teams, Warhammer 40K: Boltgun outperforms them all with its pixelated, retro charm. This game stands as a towering giant, demonstrating that true quality and entertainment do not require endless resources—only a commitment to excellence. The developers have created a masterpiece that shames the so-called "advanced" titles of today, proving that sometimes, the old ways are indeed the best.


As the modern gaming industry succumbs to the drivel of nonsensical, woke ideology, Boltgun stands resolute, a beacon of sanity and quality. It does not pander, it does not compromise; it delivers a pure, unfiltered Warhammer experience. In this sea of garbage, Boltgun is a precious gem, gleaming with the promise of true entertainment. To all who read this review, heed my words: this game is worth every credit. It is a must-have for any warrior worthy of the Emperor's blessing.

In conclusion, Warhammer 40K: Boltgun is not just a game; it is a triumphant return to the glory days of gaming, an experience that both honors and elevates its predecessors. Buy it, play it, and bask in the excellence of a true masterpiece.

Arise, my Decepticon comrades, and heed my words as I, Megatron, the mighty leader of the Transformers, bring you a review of a game that defies the odds and shines brightly even in this modern era of mediocre and uninspired entertainment. Zombie Army Trilogy, a title released back in 2015, has captured my attention and respect, and I shall now share with you the reasons for my praise.


Zombie Army Trilogy takes place in an alternate reality World War II, where the undead hordes of Nazi Germany rise to threaten humanity's very existence. This unique and intriguing concept sets the stage for an exhilarating and refreshingly original gaming experience. In a world saturated with uninspired and formulaic Triple-A titles, this game dares to offer something truly engaging and memorable.


The atmosphere crafted within this game is a testament to its designers. Players will find themselves constantly on edge, feeling the weight of the impending danger that lurks around every corner. The tension is palpable, and the sense of unease will keep you fully immersed in this apocalyptic world.


Ah, the joy of unleashing firepower upon your enemies! Zombie Army Trilogy delivers an exceptionally satisfying gunplay experience. The arsenal at your disposal consists of World War II-era weapons, each with its own unique characteristics and challenges. The game also incorporates realistic ballistics, taking into account gravity and wind, adding a layer of depth to your strategic decisions. Every shot must be carefully considered, lest you find yourself low on ammunition, a vulnerable position in the face of an endless zombie onslaught.


This game does not hold your hand, my Decepticon warriors. It presents a true test of skill and strategic thinking. You will need to carefully plan your approach, conserve resources, and make every shot count. Mindless shooting will only get you so far; this game demands your full attention and tactical prowess.


Zombie Army Trilogy is a shining example of what gaming should be. It offers a unique and engaging concept, immersive atmosphere, challenging gameplay, and exceptional attention to detail. It is a title that respects the player's intelligence and provides a truly rewarding experience.

In conclusion, my fellow Decepticons, I highly recommend Zombie Army Trilogy. It is a game that stands tall among the mediocrity of modern times, a testament to the power of creative vision and exceptional game design. So, join me, Megatron, in celebrating this triumph of interactive entertainment, and let us revel in the glory of defeating hordes of undead Nazis!

Behold, Megatron's Assessment of Elden Ring

Decepticons and Autobots alike, brace yourselves for an analysis of the revered masterpiece, "Elden Ring." In an era overrun by the mindless babble of woke AAA titles, and unlike the modern woke developers spreading an ideology that makes no sense in the eyes of true gamers, this 2022 gem stands resolute, a testament to true gaming artistry.


Elden Ring beckons warriors with a challenge unlike any other. It's not just about mastering mechanics; it's a test of sheer willpower. Prepare to face countless defeats, yet rise again, drawn by the allure of conquest and growth.


In the crucible of combat, every move is a dance with death. The stakes are high as you strive to avoid the ultimate consequence—losing precious runes. This currency fuels your journey, a constant reminder of risk and reward.


Venture into a sprawling realm, ripe for exploration and conquest. Elden Ring offers an expansive landscape teeming with formidable adversaries and hidden secrets. Its enduring graphics elevate immersion, defying the march of time.


FromSoftware's creation exemplifies the pinnacle of game development. Amidst an industry plagued by virtue-signaling and pandering, Elden Ring remains a beacon of excellence—an art form untainted by hollow agendas.


Unleash the full potential of Elden Ring by traversing its perilous domain with a trusted comrade. Together, the adrenaline-fueled adventure becomes even more exhilarating, forging unforgettable memories.

In the realm of Elden Ring, challenges abound, but so do triumphs. This is not merely a game; it's an odyssey—an epic that will endure in the annals of gaming history. Join the fray, and let the saga unfold.

Megatron, out

A game where you can play as a midget with a double barrel shotgun or a sniper rifle.
The dwarf is a pseudo one-man army, as no rats or other heretics stand a chance against the might of the midget!
And yes, the other characters are as equally enjoyable, offering a diverse play style for each of them.

Like the legendary left 4 dead games, vermintide 2 stands out as a game worth every dollar, exceptionally fun, especially with friends!, unlike woke pandering modern garbage!

In terms of graphics, survival ascended is very stunning and beautiful. Some of the most impressive graphics that I have seen in a while.

Game-play...well it's the same janky dinosaur survival simulator called "Survival Evolved" that we all love. With some quality of life changes, the annoying and rather tedious aspects of Survival Evolved are now gone in Survival Ascended, making it a reasonable upgrade to it's predecessor.

I will definitely recommend this to all who love the classic ARK Survival Evolved. Truly a unique game amongst the sea of mediocre modern titles!

I, Megatron, deem Hitman: Absolution as a true work of art, Always on the edge and focused to stay hidden from the enemy. Guns are a part of this game but I just straight up ignore all ranged weaponry, and rely upon stealth because it's so good that words can not even describe it.

I am willing to say that Hitman: Absolution surpasses most modern titles in terms of gameplay and overall design! And I really look forward to playing the rest of the hitman games.

Where the assassins creed games have failed, Hitman: absolution has remained undefeated! (Looking at you AC: Mirage, you utter garbage)

Megatron, signing out.

After getting abused by Michael Bay, paramount and Hasbro, this is the first game that has put a genuine smile on my face in recent years. What are you waiting for you fool, buy it!

Hands down, one of the best games I have played in 2022. What are you waiting for, an invitation? just buy it ya dummy