☠ "You're Not The Sort Of Boy Who Rubs Fronts With The World's Saddest Girl And Leaves Right After, Are You?" ☠

☠Indeed, Professor Pervert. What Are You Teaching Next Semester? Ogling 101? Jizz-A-Nomatry?☠

☠Just Accept Who You Are: A Vicious Little Queen☠

☠You're Just A Room Full Of Daddies Trying To 'Abandan' Me!☠

☠I Don't Want You To Grow Up To Be One Of Those Men Who Waits Six Months For A Customized Sex Doll☠

☠I Collect Vintage Dildos☠