-rep cheater

+rep USP clutch master

guy, tactical genius

+Rep, I purchased some 'Toys' from this seller to spice some things up in the bedroom with my hubby and let me tell you...I was frantically hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again. Im pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm.

This time, my soul left me, and god himself said “child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light. I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away.

I shook for a good 5 minutes, i couldn’t get up off the bed if even wanted to. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who i am and what year is this. ‘I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. Im still hobbling 4 hours later
I did not stretch enough

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.

I bought a rather expensive toy that for some reason didn't do anything for me and I found it annoying to use.
Lovehoney have a 100 day guarantee that if your new toy fails to deliver then they will refund you at the price you paid. So I decided to take them at their word and indeed this is the case!
I had only had the toy for two days - I sent an email to customer services and they got back to me the following day saying that they would refund me and within three days I had the money back in my account.
This is customer service at it's magnificent best - and this is a company that keeps it's promises!