Molasses
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          ⦁ AMD Ryzen™ 9 9950X 16-Core, 32-Thread
          ⦁CPU Cooler: Noctua NH-D15S chromax.Black
          ⦁Motherboard: MSI MEG X670E ACE EATX AM5 Motherboard
          ⦁Memory: CORSAIR VENGEANCE DDR5 RAM 96GB 6000MHz CL30
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          ⦁Case: Lian Li O11 Dynamic Mid-Tower Case PC-O11D
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Welcome to Big Jim's Titty Wanks. You tease em. he'll please em. [/b] [/i]



A Few Facts About Me

1. I gave my father "the talk".
2. My passport requires no photograph.
3. When I drive a car off the lot, its price increases in value.
4. Once, a rattlesnake bit me. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.
5. My Cinco de Mayo party starts on the 8th of March.
6. My feet don't get blisters, but my shoes do.
7. I can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
8. If I were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off a strong urge to thank me.
9. My shirts never wrinkle.
10. I can speak fluent Russian in French.
11. Small children trust me.
12. Superman has pajamas with my logo.
13. My tears can cure cancer, but I never cry.
14. The circus ran away to join me.
15. Roses stop to smell me.
16. I never wear a watch because time is always on my side.
17. When I meet the Pope, the Pope kisses my ring.
18. When I visit Spain, I chase the bulls.
19. My mother has a tattoo that says "Son".
20. When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, I hear it.

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Names you may know me by.

MILF` TwisttΞd232
MILF` TwisttΞd232 |C4

Twistted232
0eeprom0
Molasses
Smutty
Cassidy Klein
Elle Alexandria
𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓. 𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈
I slap children
I slap babies
I tilt wheelchairs
I push kids down stairs
lookin CUTE in my jammies
I throw rocks at fat girls
I hit kids with my truck
can i get 20 dollars on pump uhh
Ernest J. Keebler
ladybird is on the loose
John Goblikon
Two Stupid Four Jeans
Blue Jeans and Bloody Tears
Uncle Moe Lester
Two Lovely Uncles
Soulless
Ace In The Hole
Rusty Shackleford
Backwoods
Eevil Young Flesh
I shower with ur dad
Destroyer of Peelings
I carpet bomb orphanages
Deadmaker
Blank
Insanity
Soylent Green
harmful and dangerous
Instant Violence
Lactose retarded
The Widow Maker
Malicious Intent
Bernie Gores
Schizophrenic Playboy
Gaslighting Schizos
Lord Yupa
Great Molasses Flood
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Competitive experience!
Season 22: ringing for steel and silver teams
Season 23 NA Silver: Some Assembly Required :onaroll3dstar: All-Class Sub :csgocross: SAR
Season 24 NA Silver: Cart Cart Cart Cart :onaroll3dstar: Engineer :csgocross: c4
Season 25 NA Silver: Itty Bitty Kitty Committee :onaroll3dstar: Sub :csgocross: IBKC :3

RGL
Season 1 : Duck Duck Duck Duck :onaroll3dstar: Sub :csgocross: D4
Season 5: Home Depot eSports :onaroll3dstar: Sub :csgocross: BOPIS 3rd place Advanced
Season 7: Klowwdless9 :onaroll3dstar: main :csgocross: K9: 1st place main
Season 8: can i get $20 on pump uhhhh: :onaroll3dstar: main :csgocross: $20: 3rd place Advanced
Season 9 :sunrise: :onaroll3dstar: main :csgocross: $20: Advanced
Season 10: asian's Sweatshop : :onaroll3dstar: main :csgocross: $20: Advanced

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eminixx 16 dez. 2024 às 3:51 
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MattManiac 27 mar. 2024 às 2:44 
He throws hatchets at fat girls
Moonlight 17 set. 2023 às 20:13 
good sponsoring, is game possible youtube?
76561199085923593 14 set. 2023 às 9:42 
good game, is youtube sponsoring possible?
clown syndrome 16 ago. 2023 às 17:38 
sometimes this guy knows what he's talkin' about which is more often than i ever know what i'm talkin' about :skele:
eminixx 30 jul. 2023 às 18:23 
don't forget to hydrate :p2cube: