POLICE! POLICE, HELP! POLICE, HELP! POLICE, HEEEEELPP! HEEEEEEEELLPPP! POLICE! HELP!!

*in dutch's voice* just one last ramadan, arthur

✅️ pacified
✅️compromised
❌️electrified

"Uh, no, you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1...2." *Hangs up*
#𝐘𝐎𝐋𝐎 #𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐆
Tell me I'm a turkey. Yeah, that's right goble goble goble

THE UNIVERSE IS MINE BECAUSE.... BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY???
practicing 37 9×19 Parabellum spells on my haters in quick succession

"Before i die, i'd like to give my regards to the internet. LOL, the internet, hahahahaha."
- TwoPlusTwoIsFive 2024

who put k roll in my ♥♥♥♥... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you resilient

"He was doing a drug deal with some black guys and they shot him. He's like..........dead"

- William Shakespeare, 1615
(Varsity Athlete)

I'M RUBBER YOU'RE GLUE, ANYTHING YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF OF ME AND STICKS TO YOU
#BlessedGenetics

Injection of comedy STRAIGHT TO MY FRONTAL LOBE

THIS AINT YO MAMMAS MONOLOGUE
juiced, one shot

! ! ! WARNING ! ! !
100% SCHIZO POSTING 24/7 365
SPREADING THE (EVIL) ENERGY AROUND

♥♥♥♥ YOU!
OLD MAN

BALD OLD MAN AND NOBODY LOVES YOU
NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY

BALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALD
BALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALDBALD
(BALD)

8 HOURS OF PAID 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😍😍😍

I gets my wisdom from Kabbalah mysticism

Yo she hammed dat burga… almost like she burgad da ham… shots loaded on sight like beef in da can woahhhhhh I'm on my Find and return my glasses, brave traveler ahh ♥♥♥♥

For the sake of argument, youtube takes 100 subscribers away from me… thats a self defense situation

Threatening violence over the phone is just another day at the office for me

Built like the Apple Jacks cinnamon

FOOLISHNEEEESSSSS 👺

look at me
look at me look at me
lookatme lookatme

look at me
Beati🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸ngggg

HELP he's gonna put me into a meat grinder and EAT me, SPECIFICALLY.

"Don't wanna get shot in the head"
*Neon yellow beanie*

I DOMINATE
I DOMINATE

The 8 laws of power:
* Lie
* Manipulate
* Cheat
* Steal
* Gaslight
* Bully
* Insult
* Flex

Swedish beans

in the stripped club.
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.

𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺. 𝘔𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘴

GIRL WITH THE BIG FACE I SAW YOU AT THE BUS STOP...FROM A MILE AWAY, I LOVE YOU MORE EACH DAY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FACE IS AS BIG AS A DINNER PLATE!

Debt collectors calling me? YEAH CALL ME BACK WHEN YOU'RE AMERICAN!

"I WAS GOING TO BUILD, LIKE, A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FARM HERE. AND YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ??" - Some Polish farmer in 1940

Rocking back and forth "ALLL ME LOOT! ALLLLLLL ME LOOOOT!"

me: goes to villager arty
villager:ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
me: leaves villagers alone
also me: comes back
villager:MY LORD
also me: leaves
also also me: comes back again
villager:ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
me: leaves
ah,i am god

what's that a salad

NO PAIN LIKE PROPANE

I said ♥♥♥♥♥. Make me a chicken sandwich and waffle fries. To GO

🎶 ”𝘠𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘦 𝘺𝘪 𝘺𝘰!” 🎶

HANK GET THE SWEET AND SOUR NOT THE BARBEQUE

HANNNKKKKK

HAAAAAAAANK

SWEET AND SOUR

“Like, we be all sold out n’ ♥♥♥♥!”
“♥♥♥♥ you.”

Hy (sorry for bad english)

fear rp doesn’t apply to me
Too crazy to live, too beautiful to die.


"Oh jeez dood, 3.50? ahhhgg"
"Ah dood, I just hited my car, I'm on this pills BROH!?!?... I can't do 3.50!!"
"Ah jeez dood, 3 dollahs? Ahhhh Jeeeeez dooood..."
- Mom (on the topic of lunch money)

The Most Colourfully Diverse Thing in my Neighbourhood is my Bullseye

How will Rainbow 6 teach me how to seize the means of production?

Proud founder of the "2020 Urban Toy Drive for the Youth" Campaign
"Giving back because I have so much"

“I’m trying to get Zootopia tickets”
- Martin Luther King Jr.