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33 of 50 (66%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 12:18am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 1:01am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 12:40pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 5:20am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 11:27am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 2:01am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 7:43am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 8:02am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 10:35am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 8:51am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 1:19am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2015 @ 9:52am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:57am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:48am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 9:00am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 11:57am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 1:20am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 8:34am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 12:33pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 1:24am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:53am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 8:23am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 1:21am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:03am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:02am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 8:18am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 7:29am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2015 @ 10:50am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 11:40am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 12:47pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 1:49am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 12:05am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2015 @ 8:25am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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