"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."
"What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!"
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!"
"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"


Hope you find these amusing!