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Jakely 9 Nov, 2024 @ 4:20am 
us
Jakely 31 Oct, 2024 @ 1:31pm 
me
Jakely 28 Oct, 2024 @ 4:37am 
you
Exabit 25 Aug, 2021 @ 8:12am 
nice avatar border
Neo 29 Jul, 2021 @ 5:10pm 
are you
Bagel_Dry 29 Jul, 2021 @ 2:08pm 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control ,spray transfer ,weapon control abilty and getting kills.
Ivanov 19 Dec, 2020 @ 4:56am 
no im 9 go away
Exabit 18 Dec, 2020 @ 2:24pm 
are you 12 yet ?
cat 8 Jan, 2020 @ 6:32am 
the definition of a coomer
chmp 23 Apr, 2019 @ 1:03pm 
ur fat an smel of body odor
SegataSam 16 Apr, 2019 @ 10:24am 
fart 117
cat 15 Nov, 2018 @ 8:42am 
honestly i think this human is a bean
Target 17 Jul, 2018 @ 4:32am 
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending. anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
Kadoodle 15 Jul, 2018 @ 5:51am 
my favorite kind of cheese is swiss because its got a lot of holes in it so that i can put my weewee in it multiple times and still eat it afterwards after i've given it a little bit of my mayo seasoning
j^Reinhardt 10 Mar, 2018 @ 1:40pm 
SAS <<<<< Seal Team 6
Kadoodle 31 Jan, 2018 @ 10:47am 
Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bite your face off and shove it up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mommy's boy now shut your mouth and ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You know something you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Birmingham, Smethwick, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bic-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE OFF. I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIG MAN YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Kadoodle 31 Jan, 2018 @ 10:47am 
I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT, BIG ASS STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE OFF. YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE, SO NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR MESSAGES YOURSELF YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ What did i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shout at you down the mic for, playing your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?!
Kadoodle 31 Jan, 2018 @ 10:47am 
I LIVE IN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH. What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem. Shut your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONSTER. DON'T ♥♥♥♥ ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE PRICK. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD. I'VE GOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Kadoodle 5 Aug, 2017 @ 11:54am 
I am a Jake Pauler. Everyday I dream of fisting Jake Paul's pale, muscular ass. I have 87 wax sculptures of Jake Paul that I sleep with everyday bro. I watch his videos with a massive erection for 17 hours a day. England is my city. One day, I will marry Jake Paul, even if I have to do it by force. It's everyday bro.
Kadoodle 29 Jul, 2017 @ 10:45am 
Hello!
I've cleared a spot for you on our best Aushwitz hotel.
It has a huge shower, and that's it.
Please come wisit use at Jewsandnibbasmustdie.xd
Kadoodle 6 Jul, 2017 @ 3:42am 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep steam properly air conditioned
Kadoodle 18 Jun, 2017 @ 3:54pm 
I am a proud Syrian and enjoy reading the Qu'ran everyday. I make explosive hand grenades in my spare time and enjoy traveling the world. I have been to places like Manchester, Paris, London, Stockholm and Belgium.
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Paul H. 2 May, 2017 @ 8:15am 
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE
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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY AND KILL YOUR MOTHER IN HER SLEEP!
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Tu-be🍆 21 Apr, 2017 @ 1:04pm 
<3
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SegataSam 24 Oct, 2016 @ 9:42am 
rip
Jakely 5 Sep, 2016 @ 1:37am 
Hi Him I'm Jacob
Jakely 31 May, 2016 @ 4:51am 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
Jakely 13 May, 2016 @ 6:04am 
Told me to press the <any key>
So I pressed the power button and my PC turned off.
Worst advice ever.
Jakely 16 May, 2015 @ 9:46am 
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SegataSam 18 Apr, 2015 @ 1:44pm 
if youve ever awoken from bed and looked out of your mansion balcony onto your 64-acre plot and thought to yourself 'man i wish i could p90 like a pro' then this is the person that you turn to. this man will tutor you in the ways of the p90, the history of the p90 and how to hold it correctly. you see, the p90 was originally born as the p1, and since then has come in 90 different versions, the p90 being the latest and most broken balanced. this man will even instruct you that you grab onto the trigger with your 6th index finger, with your thumb located on the barrel of the weapon. if you need to win counter strike, you ask this kid, as he will get you to TI5 in no time at all from the low price of £19.99 (not including processing and packaging).
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youve been visited by the partially destroyed yet suprisingly more fashionable fedora of wis! tip yours to 5 frieds or you'll become a fedora when you wake up in 90871136341242151 hours
Jakely 29 Nov, 2014 @ 11:30am 
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Bagel_Dry 15 Aug, 2013 @ 3:03am 
+rep pootis