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Recent reviews by Lorzaveth

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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
40.8 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Do you know da way
Posted 4 January, 2018.
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162.2 hrs on record (87.6 hrs at review time)
Non english speaking russian hackers, illegal mexicans, and the most annoying ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ robot ever. Robocraft, ladies and gentlemen!
Posted 8 November, 2017.
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507.4 hrs on record (39.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pros:
Gr8 graphics
You get to see a lot of itties
Not to many squeakers
Relatively easy to obtain loot

Cons:
The community in general
The sheer ammount of work it takes to actually maintain loot
Anyone you run into

Basically, if you love to make progress and lose it all in a matter of seconds to a communist, this game's for you!

If not just buy it and refund it.
Posted 19 July, 2017.
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13.8 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
It's just like any other Valve game...



IT'S LIT.
Posted 15 July, 2016.
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1.3 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Got this for free.

Gaben i will do magical things with your naughty spot.
Posted 13 July, 2016.
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64.0 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
No one will take sappers off your sentrys in payload.

10/10 would get all my sentrys killed
Posted 18 June, 2016.
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1.5 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Waters a snail,

snail gets wet

69/10 best sex simulator
Posted 17 May, 2016.
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45.8 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Plays gmod for a lot of time

Finds out it's actually just half life two but a sandbox

Brother bribes me with a fifty dollar steam card to keep quiet about his knives (true story)

I automatically buy all half life two games

patienceforHL3.exe has stopped working

Kills myself over it
Posted 26 April, 2016. Last edited 27 April, 2016.
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0.5 hrs on record
Installs a tumor called brickforce
Runs it
crashes
Runs again
Loads
Must make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ account
Discovers already has account
reacts like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ seeing his son after twelve years
Makes another accoutn anyways
Tumor.exe crashed
Finally gets into a game
All i hear is the sound of hell and satan weeping
Get's kicked after being told лол ♥♥♥ оставить вас киска нуб негра лол педик эй VLAD приходят сюда идут MLG , что гребаный нуб repeatedly


10/10 would лол ♥♥♥ оставить вас киска нуб негра лол педик эй VLAD приходят сюда идут MLG , что гребаный нуб again
Posted 3 April, 2016.
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2,411.4 hrs on record (705.0 hrs at review time)
Three years later and still waiting for drifting.
Posted 12 February, 2016. Last edited 7 July, 2017.
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