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1.1 hrs on record
This game is hot garbage.
If you go as fast as possible the game can be completed in about 10-15 minutes but for me it is impossible to complete as one of the "Key Items" doesn't go into my inventory when I pick it up.
Had to look up a guide to check to see if I was just being an idiot but in every video I watched they pick up this item with no issues. Uninstalled the game and reloaded my save and nothing, started a new save, uninstalled and restarted and nothing.
Only good thing is 2 monster designs actually look creepy but aside from that it's a pile of ♥♥♥♥
Posted 16 October, 2021.
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67.7 hrs on record
Great story and characters along with some great music and atmosphere.
Posted 1 February, 2021.
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108.3 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Got given a mission of transporting a shipment of Clown costumes to a group of clowns at another station.

Got attacked by monsters, 3 of my crew died but I mustered up the courage to put on the clown outfit and honk a bicycle horn at the monsters, causing them to get confused while my remaining crewmates rallied against the threat.

We got to the station and the clowns were very happy to get their clown cult costumes (minus the one set that was mysteriously covered in blood) and we got paid a handsome amount, The remaining crew then had a toast to the lads we had to eject out the airlock. R.I.P.

10/10
Posted 30 December, 2020. Last edited 30 December, 2020.
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25.9 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
A game that exploits my gambling addiction to its fullest to progress the story.
Either that or I chop wood for 50 hours.
Game of the year.
Posted 29 November, 2020.
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7.5 hrs on record
Really good horror game.
Nice art style and some pretty scary moments.
Posted 28 October, 2020.
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6.6 hrs on record
Amazing Game.
Posted 26 July, 2020.
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2.3 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
This game is a pretty cool puzzle game, It's a short game and can be completed in 30-40 minutes.
Soundtrack is amazing, art is cool and puzzles are pretty hard on some levels.

Really hope for more from them in the future because for such a short game I really, really liked it.
Definitely worth playing.
Posted 30 May, 2020.
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6.9 hrs on record
I like Resident Evil but this game is just disappointing.
I suck at shooting games but still managed to beat this game in just over 4 hours on the hardest difficulty on my first try.
RE:Make 2 had 4 stories to play through this has one, which one of the unlockables say could be completed in less that 2 hours.
Nemesis while looking incredible is just lame, he shows up and chases you around maybe two or three times during the entire game (excluding times when there is a scripted chase sequence) and the boss fights are more tedious than actually hard.
You also have things such as additional inventory pouches locked behind unlockables instead of finding them while playing, and inventory management is a bit naff when you play as Jill, Carlos it ain't that bad.

For the full price I would not suggest getting this game as it is so short, I can only assume that the price was inflated because they lumped the multiplayer crap in as no one would probably buy the multiplayer game otherwise.

I think this game can be summed up well In the words of one wise philosopher: "My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"
Posted 5 April, 2020.
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119.4 hrs on record (95.2 hrs at review time)
This game got dem anime tiddies, and it also got super buff dudes.
What is not to like?
Posted 28 October, 2019.
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39.4 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
A Really enjoyable game that is a great time sink.

For it's price it is awesome.
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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