All of you itches better duck, because I am about to turn left and I don't want to hit you with my dck!


There are only three reasons you could ever read this.
1. You are currently losing an argument and are trying to Bidoof me.
2. I beat you in a game and you are going to post something on my comments. - go ahead, they serve as trophies.
3. You suffer from terminal ailments such as (but not limited to): severe Retrograde Retardation, Semitic Tourettes, Soylent Boylent Infantigo, or are my friend.

Your comments serve as trophies. Your salty tears satiate my thirst. Your crying is music to my ears.