Am Just a Chiken Nobody Loves Me

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"Think about it"

why is it that when a girl gets a vibrator, it seems as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup sex doll with speed 6 pulsating box, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray. Together with optional built in realistic orgasim scream surround sound system, he's called a pervert!! Double standards Man!

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"HOW TO COOK A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STEAK"

Go to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grocery and get steak. Yes, the grocery. A little ammonia is not going to kill you, you ♥♥♥♥♥. You want to be all fancy and grass-fed and environmentally conscious, go ahead, I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥, just get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steak. Ribeye is good. And, yes, bone-in. Schmuck. Take the steak home. Get a bigass frying pan and put the ♥♥♥♥ on the stove, cranking the heat up as far as that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will go. Take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of salt, rocksalt, you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, none of that fine-grained crap here, and toss it around the bottom of the pan.

When the pan is hot as all ♥♥♥♥, it should scorch the ♥♥♥♥ out of your finger if you’re stupid enough to touch it. put the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steak on there. You can crack some pepper on the top of the steak as the bottom is searing, but don’t even talk to me about garlic or onion powder or COMPOUND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUTTER, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is steak, all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need is salt and pepper. After a bit (3 minutes for pink, 5 for cooked good), flip that ♥♥♥♥ over and do the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing you just did with the other side, then sit on your ass and wait for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steak to be ready, you useless assbag.

When you’re done, sling that ♥♥♥♥ on a plate. Beringer’s 1996 Cabernet Sauvignon Napa Valley Private Reserve makes an absolutely delightful accompaniment, particularly if you’ve taken care to let it breathe a bit before quaffing. Also, make some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potatoes, because that’s what you eat with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ steak. God, sometimes I just want to smack the ♥♥♥♥ out of you.

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-Paula Deen

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I Am a Heron. I Haev a Long Neck And I Pick Fish Out Of The Water w/ My Beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Raise Your Dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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GabeN is Love, GabeN is Life

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Here is My Favorite Video On The Internet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqSPKL5JPE

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How to Uninstall, a Step By Step Guide by Zaughtr,
Controll Pannel>Programs>Programs and Features>CounterStrike: Global Offensive>Uninstall

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Favorite Animes:

Corey in the house
Reading Rainbow
TVFilthyFrank
ZooPals Commercials
Breaking Bad

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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