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scariest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ever
there was a tall lanky man behind one of my friends and we bolted outta there

this game is a delight to play, and also a delight to mod and experience

finally, i can put virtual pipebombs in the virtual mailbox!

industrialism and RATS RATS WE'RE THE RATS simulator

A real gritty sandbox game that has hours upon hours of endless gruesome enjoyment.

Holy meat! This game packs a lot of it. I mean a LOT of meat. This game has a lot of content, very customizable in terms of weaponry, plus Anton just released a new update called Meat Fortress! It's a very fun update, and you all have to check it out.

es aight

A great fast-paced shooter brought to VR. Amazing idea! Though, it scared the ♥♥♥♥ out of me many times.

Rec Room is a game that I probably will not forget for the rest of my life. This game will go down in my history of one of the best VR games that I have played in a while. The people you meet, the games you can play, the things you can do really show that Rec Room is worth the time on VR period.

All memes aside, I am not going to recommend this game to most people. If it works for you as an .io fan, sure. If it also works for you as an emoji fan, then yes. But does it work for the most part? No.

Emoj.io is just another .io game, but with a twist. Instead of the typical .io fashion of a big space occupied by heaps of players and points, it takes the form of a tightly spaced Pac-Man mosh pit. Each area has a bunch of points that'll be taken by other players that surround you.

The main premise of the game is just like the other .io games. Just collect more points, build up your meter, gain a power-up, and kill all players around you to collect ever more points and so on. There is no real strategy to this game, other than trying to find the power-ups for you to collect. That's if there is nobody camping the power-up beside it. I could give it a few more points if there was some sort of challenge to this game, where if you would bump into players (power-ups or not), you would die. After all this is a Pac-Man esque clone right?

The sound design and graphics are another story. First off, let's start with the sound design. The sound design is pretty much non-existant. I have heard nothing but bleeps and bloops from collecting points and killing other players. There is nothing much but silence completely with short bursts of noise, so you'll just be better off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ muting the game. Music in this game doesn't seem to be there, as it is probably the thing that keeps me playing the game without fear of sensory deprivation.

The graphics in this game are plain and simple, with character assets taken from an emoji website. The point graphics are just random colored diamonds that attract all and any emoji nearby. Everything in this game is very colorful and it's quite the choice for a game like this. Even the power-up effect is quite astonishing for seconds on end. Would have to give them credit for this.

But the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of all that I have seen in this game, is the unlocks. There is a place where you can buy separate emoji packs for a dollar each. Yes, you have heard that right. In order to get the complete emoji packs that your heart ever desires, you would have to pay for the entire pack for 1 dollar. Like I would ever do that. However, I am much more forgiving that you do not have to pay for EACH emoji at a time. The system that makes up for this is a button you get after dying in the game. It's a big green button that says "Free Emoji" and it gives you a random emoji from one of the packs. The one that I got was a skull and crossbones. Pretty much an anology on how I got that and I was already thinking of how short my life was. However, you can only get a free emoji every hour. There is no real way around this, other than waiting for the next emoji you can get. I doubt that you will wait that long to gather up every single emoji for free, as many people would go ahead and quit the game. In order to get all of the emojis for free as estimated it would take you about 30 hours to get every single one. I think I might have left a pack out, but this is only if you are willing to put in that amount of life-wasting and sad time.

Overall, emoj.io is pretty much a borefest with short bursts of excitement. Tension only exists when you rub your emoji skin across the wall from trying to run away from big crying face emoji that's trying to kill you. Do I still recommend this game to everyone? Not really, but kids could certainly find some fun in this for about 30 minutes before going back outside or going back to playing Minecraft on the Xbox One. I would probably have about as much fun as trying to shove a remote up my ass. The fact that I have actually spent time writing this review is quite the saddest thing that any man has had to do, and I was one of those people.


Overall Score: 3/10