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ㅤ* Sometimes, "I'll get back to you on that" means "I'm going to hide under my desk and hope an idea pops into my head."
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you’re like, ‘♥♥♥♥ it – just grab a pile of ♥♥♥♥. We’ll get a bag at the airport’.
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