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How to play rust.

Change your steam name into a language you don't understand. (korean/japanese/chinese preferably)

Make your profile picture your favourite gun in the game. (M249/AK)

Call out "double headshot dead" every time you kill someone.

Either while you are down use your in game mic (preferably apple earbuds) or after you are dead use in game text chat to say that you are going to raid your enemy if you are killed. (your choice if you want to tell them its going to be offline or not)

farm sulfur all day and then raid everyone that kills you. (if you die while farming say you were lagging &/or were under-geared and didn't see them coming)

Make sure to have at least 10 other friends (or upwards) that preferably speak Korean and use teamspeak, also make sure to mark you and your Korean friends territory by crafting every item in-game that allows you to draw and write Korean everywhere.

now take a picture of you and your Korean friends with a Korean sign behind them and set it as your artwork showcase.

You have now completed Rust and can uninstall Rust forever. (or rinse and repeat for 10,000 hours)