Recent reviews by Baldness is a grace

Man of focus, commitment and sheer baldness

Things I gave to DotA:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things DotA gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Carpal tunnel syndrome
3, Hatred of Russians, Mexicans, Spanish, Finnish, and the worse one - Pinoys
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. 4 stacks of Russians in EUW / Pinoys in USE(ast) servers on English preference settings
9. "Balanced" Ranked matches
10. "It's in the bag" spam (especially Skywrath)
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Split second math - Reliable/Unreliable gold and gold loss on death vs. Buyback availability - This is good too

Essentially - DotA is a greedy woman, but I love her all the same.

11 / 10 would play again