GoblinAssCheese 最近的评测

I tried to give this game a fair shake but my god is it bad. Boring exploration, a million loading screens, poor NPC mapping although that's not unheard of in Bethesda games, Stealth mechanic is completely broken, does not matter how careful you are. 90% of planets are a wasteland. The ship building is frustrating, combat is just as dull as skyrim. I have a 4070 and to say this game is barely running at 60 FPS (WITH frame generation) in most places is an understatement. It takes a lot for me to truly hate a game but this one threw so much half ass garbage at me I was overwhelmed with how unsatisfying and frustrating it is to play this game. I wanted to enjoy it so much but I just can't.

This kind of game is usually out of my wheelhouse but honestly I had genuine fun playing this. The English humor had me chuckling fairly often and wanting to play more to find out what the ending will be. I highly recommend this at its normal price. Such a fun and quirky game. The humor is just unmatched in this quaint little town.

when the mods are working this game is incredible

I mean... who isnt reliving their halo years right now? Cant wait for Halo3. Has some slight latency issues and the basic getting shot when your around the corner because of hitlag but its all good im thoroughly enjoying myself and hope they continue to do great work.

An older lady asks me to get a sort of natural viagra for her husband so he can meet her sexual desire. Bet. wants me to get a bear scrotum and deer pelt or whatever.. ok thats.. fine? bring it back and the husaband says he is going to die if he plows his wife anymore. sends me in to cuck him.

Son puts himself in a cage because the oracle said he would kill his mother and his father. tells me to go get a sword and sheild hes had for years so they can defend themselves.. ok whatever this guy it a toothpick couldnt possibly hurt anything. Go to blacksmith to get his sword back. The blacksmith is gay. ♥♥♥♥ him down for the sword thengo to the boy and he tells me some bandits have it sheild. itsclobberintime.png DESTROY the bandits and take it back the the cell obsessed guy. His parents tell him hes not actually their child and that the weapon and shield were left by his true parents as gifts. Learn in half a second that the man I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down was his father and the bandit woman I happened to kill was his mother..... SO I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ his father and i killed his mother and still got a reward. 11/10 what the hell is this.

I have been playing this game faithfully since beta 2011 and I have never found such joy in a game as I do with this one. Sure its a MOBA so the people are going to be toxic from time to time; best to just mute them instead of getting mad. my only downfall for this game is that the support team sucks. They suck a lot. I have never gotten anywhere with them simply because they dont respond back or if they do its an automated messege meaning they didnt even bother reading it. ive lost 1 account which had over 150 dollars worth of skins and gods and icons. they saw raptr desktop game library as a third party hacking system and banned my account forever. I did everything in my power to talk to them but they didnt want to read it I suppose. obviously I wouldnt cheat because why spend so much money on one thing then get it thrown away? I cant do anything now obviously but I wish their support team had the wits to make calm rational decisions all the while informing and apologizing for a misdeed. still love it. 9/10

Although im only about an hour into the game; this is one of the way better dungeon crawlers that ive played. Hell the music itself can make the game but the dialogue so far, characters, the style, the monsters. Its all very nice im sure im gunna play this way way more. Ofcourse its still in early access so there have been some minor bugs. 8/10

Screaming the game 12/10