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Phone Guy: I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Mark: WHY?!

Phone Guy: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person.

Mark: Oh, OH!

Phone Guy: They'll p-they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.

Mark: Oh, I get it.

Phone Guy: Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices...

Mark: Uh-huh.

plhog by biulb

NOOOO I SAID NOT TO ASK. oh no, tomislav-peak-charbway DONT SHOO-

What is the natasha incident of 1/23/25

never ask about the natasha incident of 1/23/25

Stewie: [sees a car heading towards Brian] Brian, look out! [the car runs over Brian, breaking the hockey stick, and the toy net] Aah, Brian! [runs to him]
Lois: [runs out of the house with Peter, Chris, and Meg and saw Brian hurt] Oh, my God! [runs to him] Brian! Brian, can you hear me?!
Peter: Holy crap, what the hell happened?!

As you go through your normal day, practice saying “I love you” to the Heavy. Not once, but repeating it as you turn your heart toward him. Saying “I love you” — either out loud or quietly in the sanctuary of our pl_upward — causes our heart to follow; our being begins to enter into the act of loving. We turn our thoughts towards him — our Stock Minigun, or Brass Beast, or the Tomislav. We turn towards the Heavy Weapons Guy in the pauses of our day.

im sitting 20 feet away from you

at cartopia and listening in on your conversation about how all rectangles are squares, but not all squares are rectangles. can you see me. look up. look right to your left, by the fry cart. you have it backwards. im beaming this as hard as i can into you, psychically, its the other way around.

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

Why do you get all the interesting dreams? My dreams have me looking in my grandma's fridges and freezers (she has two fridges and two freezers for some reason) and somehow finding more interesting food than what's actually in there (i went to her house today and they asked me to get something from the freezer so I checked everything and found it less interesting than what was in my dreams)

went to scared.com and they said youre a regular. they said youve got prey animal rank.

hey dude wake up, are you alright? you passed out all of a sudden. what? successful youtube career? smokeshow gf who only wears tshirts and panties around the apartment? sorry i dont really know what those words mean, youre a medieval serf and youre about to be executed for treason against the local warlord. yeah im the headsman, this is the axe im gonna chop you up with. its a living haha. crazy dream tho (raising axe above head) oh and between you and me youre totally innocent like you should be here lol. (pregnant pause) i like to say i "make a killing at my job" ahahah

As you go through your normal day, practice saying “I love you” to God. Not once, but repeating it as you turn your heart toward him. Saying “I love you” — either out loud or quietly in the sanctuary of our inner life — causes our heart to follow; our being begins to enter into the act of loving. We turn our thoughts towards him — our Father, or Jesus, or the Holy Spirit. We turn towards him in the pauses of our day.

In loving him, we are able to receive him. As we receive him, we realize again how wonderful he truly is. Our heart enlarges for him, our union is strengthened, and we can receive more of him.

Stewie: [sees a car heading towards Brian] Brian, look out! [the car runs over Brian, breaking the hockey stick, and the toy net] Aah, Brian! [runs to him]
Lois: [runs out of the house with Peter, Chris, and Meg and saw Brian hurt] Oh, my God! [runs to him] Brian! Brian, can you hear me?!
Peter: Holy crap, what the hell happened?!

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they took ed edd n eddy off the tv and now everybody wilin

"i sure hope we dont see that scary moster"
the creature i behold before me:

They gave me a warning for talking about the Heavy Weapon's Guy knowing the Mario Brothers literally 1984

some kind of team fart-ress. Lol

heavens to betsy

<-- me being evil

+rep, very cool heavy although....
TURNED EVIL AND STARTED TO DO EVIL THINGS, BE WARNED ABOUT THE DANGER THAT LIES BENEATH

MMH I LOVE RED 40

Firestar doesn't like cookies D:

Is good heavy, would heal again, G/10

I love oranges

WHAT HAPPENED

bison

do you perhaps know if we are under attack

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

😨

See, this is exactly why i didn't say anything when the revelation came to me. I was already on the Guillotine for doing yes man's ending, i am NOT going to the super Guillotine for slandering the name of Robert House

im going to get you

mr house was canonically born in 2020 so he probably was an ipad baby

skibidi toilet doesnt exist where hes from im tired of people slandering him house was NOT an ipad baby

do you guys think mr house watched skibidi toilet

he

+rep male

i mean mailman hater (mrhouse)

Looking at the Safeway employee with tear filled eyes, holding a can of Mango Loco Monster and saying "Mr House will never get to taste this" before running away, sobbing loudly

+rep hates to play heavy

Sock, come back to life Someday, Ok?

funked UP IN THE CRIB SIPPIN' DR. PERKY, funked UP IN THE CRIB EATING OKI DOKI'S funked UP IN THE CRIB SIPPIN' DR. BOB, funked UP IN THE CRIB EATIN' KAT KOTS' funked UP IN THE CRIB PLAYIN' WII WII, funked UP IN THE CRIB EATIN' CREME BETWEENS, funked UP IN THE CRIB AND I'M PLAYING U M, funked UP IN THE CRIB GOIN-GOIN DUMB, funked UP IN THE CRIB EATIN' DETOS, funked UP IN THE CRIB, USIN' BINBOWS, funked UP IN THE CRIB EATING CRISPY RICE, funked UP IN THE CRIB AND IM SIPPIN' NICE, funked UP IN THE CRIB EATIN' CRISPY RICE TREATS, funked UP IN THE CRIB SIPPIN JOHNSDAPHNE, funked UP IN THE CRIB SIPPIN' HELLA REDBALL, funked UP IN THE CRIB EATIN' TOASTER TARTS.

mr house: mr house

epic leon moment 😎

Sneeze? What happened? Sneeze? SNEEEEEEZE!!!!

aheem aheem (whimper)

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U..U

TOP TEN REJECTED TITLES FOR EPISODE 1...
10. The Good, The Bad, and the Jedi
9. In the Line of a Landing Shuttle
8. A Few Good Wampas
7. Anakin Skywalker and the Emperor's Lost Underwear
6. A Fistful of Thermal Detonators
5. Scent of a Wookie
4. Bodies, Rest, and Yoda
3. Maximum Obi-Drive
2. Take Ewok on the Wild Side
1. Jabba the Hutt's Sweat'n to the Oldies

Top 10 Problems in Yoda's life
10. Next door neighbor's home is strong with the dark side
9. Only dating opportunities involve lizards and snakes
8. You find a kid, bring him into your home, feed him and all he does is whine!
7. The most companionship around is a transparent dead guy
6. being the last of your kind makes the high school reunions kind of boring
5. keep getting dropped by Jedi students who can't concentrate
4. that rotten little Artoo stole the flashlight back
3. his lightsaber is taller than him
2. Frank Oz has cold hands (its a muppet joke)
1. 900 years on this stinking planet and still no cable tv!