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-- Homer Simpson
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Garbage In, Gospel Out
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Lost: gray and white female cat. Answers to electric can opener.
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No one so thoroughly appreciates the value of constructive criticism as the
one who's giving it.
-- Hal Chadwick
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If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that
fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and
heartbeats.
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There are two types of Linux developers - those who can spell, and
those who can't. There is a constant pitched battle between the two.
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You roll my log, and I will roll yours.
-- Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Nie wiem co napisać więc podam przepis na gofry:
2 szklanki mąki
2 szklanki mleka
2 jaja
6 łyżek oleju
1 łyżeczka proszku do pieczenia
1 łyżeczka cukru
szczypta soli
Żółtka oddzielić od jaj. Zmiksować żółtka, mleko, mąkę, proszek do pieczenia, olej i sól na jednolitą masę. Białka ubić na sztywno i wymieszać z ciastem. Piec w rozgrzanej gofrownicy do osiągnięcia pożądanego koloru (na rumiano: 2-3 minuty) i podawać z ulubionymi dodatkam.
Posypac zakola mąką by sie tak nie świeciły.