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happy birthday connor, despite ur low mana count my apprentice is going on a long trip for one of my experiments so i need a replacement at my tower, are you interested?

Happy Birthday, Connor! 🎉 Hope it's filled with all the Fear and Hunger (and BBC fiend content) you can handle! May this year bring you loads of wild moments, epic game wins, and a stash of all your favorite things. And remember, Danse might make fun of your skills, but today, you’re the undefeated champion! Enjoy every second, legend! 🥳

H-hewwo, C-Concon! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) U-uwu, i-it's your birdday today, isn't it?? 🎂✨ Ahhh, I-I’m so shy but I wanted to wish you the happiest, most sparkly day evew! 🥺👉👈 UwU, you're just so amazing and special and—ahh! I’m blushing! (´• ω •) 💖 P-please have a super duper fun time with lots of yummy cakes and cuddly-wuddly hugs! 🎉🎈 I hope you get alllll the things that make your heart go doki doki! 💕🎁 Thank you f-for being the cutest and sweetest Concon, you’re like a fluffy little marshmallow bunbun! (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)✧ *gives you a big squishy hug and runs away* O-oh! Happy birdday again! uwu (*´▽*) 🌟