Recent reviews by Uncle Climax

To whoever owns this game:
My grandfather drank his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "if you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you need to stop immediately". Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He actually quit that very day. Three years later he died of liver cancer. We were very close, and his death destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Please never drink alcohol. Don't put our family through the same pain your grandfather did." I agreed. At age 18, not once in my life have I ever touched an alcoholic drink. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this game was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it gave me cancer anyway. Fix your fggot ♥♥♥♥♥ game.

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i did nut injoy dis gam @ ool cus it iz booring annd sily. don get, wast uv tim3 andd juzt sh@t miselv cuz ned toylet.