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27 of 50 (54%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:48pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 4:27am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 1:06am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 11:48am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 9:33am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 1:45am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 6:59am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 2:04am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:44pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 7:40am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2014 @ 1:02am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:22pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:01pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 11:45am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 10:34am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2018 @ 11:18am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 11:35pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 11:22am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 1:37am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:20pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 1:36am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 10:20am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 10:41am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2014 @ 12:30pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 12:21pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 6:30am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 11:36pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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