april - *Mr Burns impression* "Smithers! Call Edin a ♥♥♥♥♥!"
albino - "As someone who's biphobic..."
roger - "THE PHINEAS AND FERB MONSTER TRUCK RALLY! WATCH DAN POVENMIRE GET HIT BY A BULLDOZER!!"
alexander - "I feel like a monster right now. I love killing!"
edgar - "You got creampied out there bro"
tyler - "edin is a class traitor, but we don't talk about that"
nick - "I want you to look up: Epic. Bacon."
ico - "who're we killing?" (distant) "you!"
june - "we're gonna lose, guys, if we don't... [5 seconds of pure contemplation] Whack off."
natty - "the finest american cuisine... the nothingburger"
nicole - "Brain blast! All things are possible through the light of Allah!"
pickedrandom - "european armada, we're taking your riches and spices"
blush - "(blush voice) No" "No"
izx - "big daddy is here"