pick up the phone ya ♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥ wont answer his damn phone

It's a beautiful, sunny day out. You think to yourself, "I'm gonna get myself a drink and enjoy the weather on the porch. Maybe read a bit as well." You get a nice glass of sweet tea with a lemon on the side, grab the latest People Magazine, and sit down in a very comfortable lawn chair. After a few minutes of reading, you see a large purple figure in the corner of your eye. You look up, and see it. The extinct purple Tyrannosaurus rex from the beloved kids television show, Barney & Friends. You try to move but you're so shocked that you just can't seem to be able to. Barney walks towards you. It starts walking faster, and faster, eventually running. You try with all your might to run but you don't budge. It's here. He jumps on you, knocking you back in your seat. It whispers in your ear, "I love you, You love me." This is how you died. Welcome to Hell. story repeats