No, you cannot have my coochie, and you will never have my coochie. I doesn't care if you add "may" in front of the sentence, "May I have some coochie?" I doesn't care if you add "please", "May I please have some coochie?" the answer will always be no, you can't have my coochie. And it's so rude and people are doing it, I don't know why. To annoy me? Because they think they are gonna get my coochie if they ask 100 times, and add nicer words to it...? It's not going to happen, I'm not going to give you my coochie, I don't want to, I don't-- are you guys confusing it for cookie?

Like, you think it's a bunch of cookies like I'm Brittany the Bakery and and I'm just giving out cookies to everyone? I can't give my coochie to everyone, it's a special coochie, it's reserved for the person who deserves it. And just because you ask for it, all "nicely" like, in all olde english like, "May I please haveth the coochie?" "May I please haveth the coochie madame?" It doesn't mean you deserve it or you're entitled to my coochie, you can't have it. So that's my final answer, stop asking me about your interest in my coochie. 'cause I'm not interested in giving it to you. Thank you, have a good day.

There's not enough morbin in this world. Too little, in fact. Last week, I went to my Grandpa's funeral, and there was just too little morbin. My Grandpa died because he didn't morb enough, and I shouted that out. He deserved to die, because he just didn't morb.



All of the World's problems are due to too little morbin. The Titanic sunk because nobody was morbin' enough. World War 1 and 2 happened because people morbed too little and took it out on those who were morbin. If we were all morbin more, we would be able to surf on tsunamis, run to the moon and back, and we'll all get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. We need to morb. Join the Morbin. Don't let the world suffer for your lack of Morbin.

My boyfriend (27M) during lovemaking passed a credit card through my (25F) ass. Turns out he has a cashier fetish, I don't like it at all. Is that common fetish and if it's not, what should I do Vishal?

No you.

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