Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know

Oh, Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)

Fiona says she's out shopping
But she's under me
And I'm not stopping

'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Don't tell Scotty

I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing

Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty

We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know

The parkin' lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday

Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty will know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty's gotta know
I'm gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty has to
Scotty has to
Scotty has to go

Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)
Scotty doesn't know

(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty doesn't know)
(Scotty's gotta go)
That is so bad! So bad