oh, i've got a soft spot for demoman and our love runs deep, like a raging river of passion. from the way my heart skips a beat at the sight of that eyepatch, to the way my knees go weak whenever i hear that gravelly voice. it's clear that demoman has stolen my heart and set it ablaze. every explosive kill, every inebriated laugh, it only fuels my desire for demoman's chaotic charm. it's a love that's wild, unpredictable, and absolutely intoxicating.