Guy Ritchie
Jackson Soney (ukranian refugee)   Puerto Rico
 
 
pushing fat kids out of their chairs since 2013:steamhappy:
Pro Fathelete :steambored:

Currently Offline
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Return Of The APE'S - Public Group
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Denhail Steinham 7 Feb @ 3:11pm 
It was a typical Dead by Daylight match when I found myself paired up with Ritchie. The fog was thick, the killer was hunting, and all I had for comfort was a banana I grabbed from my desk. As I started munching, I noticed Ritchie doing the same.

“Bananas are the ultimate survival snack,” he joked over voice chat.

We laughed and, without missing a beat, made it a challenge—who could finish their banana first while still avoiding the killer? We’d hide, sneak, and dodge the monster, all while snacking away.

By the end of the match, we both escaped, but it wasn’t just the win that made it unforgettable—it was the silly bonding moment over bananas. That’s how Ritchie and I became friends.
Mimidiggz 1 Feb @ 11:52pm 
-rep we met one summer day while playing marvel rivals on Yggdrasill Path. We played Defense together, he held my Rocket Shield and I Pocket Pussied him as a healer. our teammates called us the dream team and we held defense on Yggdrasill Path time we played. i only played healer once we found each other. if anybody ever tried to take our spots at Yggdrasill Path then i had no choice but to not heal them, but we did it for each other. when we played attack side we would rush the point and then pretend that we were friendly, before killing the healers. things were good, great actually. one time we were doing our usual thing, I was watching his back and he was watching mine. or so i thought. i was one tapped. my heart skipped a beat, i checked the death clip. he was protecting someone else. I cried out to him in gamechat asking how he could let me down. no response. we havent talked for 4 years now but I think about you everyday.
Glitch Witch 28 Jan @ 8:02am 
+Rep Gave tips for Drac! <3
SushiShaii 24 Jan @ 3:15pm 
look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th, with lots of music, videos and extras
I Believe in Joe Hendry 13 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26am 
sorry i couldn't do that much with all the resources you pumped into me :(
Guy Ritchie 4 Dec, 2024 @ 12:15pm 
lara watched our teammate die on hook then got on a gen.