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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
24.8 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Generally, it's a boring game. That's why it's kinda okay. It seems like a game you can just kinda chill and take out your inner road rage by giving what those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ drivers what they deserve - a parking ticket for parking halfway in the roadway. Pretty slow start, but can ramp up around patrol car time. Game needs polish, not Cyberpunk level polish, but definitely some polish. Hopefully, when more content gets added and released, game gets less monotonous and starts to get interesting and curvaceous, not like Kim Kardashian, but with more dramatic curve and story to it.
Posted 18 June, 2021.
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28.6 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
pretty cool
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Look, i've been a fan of Farming Simulator for a long time, and I just don't think this game lives up to the expectation that i've always had. It's essentially the same game with a new year slapped on it. For that, I do not recommend, and have requested a refund. If you've never played a Farming Simulator game before, sure, good for you, try this game, but for returning players, i feel that there is a lack of new content worthy of a game purchase, especially considering you could get anything in this game in a mod for a previous version.
Posted 4 February, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
63.8 hrs on record (37.6 hrs at review time)
tl;dr: I purchased Far Cry 5 back right after it came out, and never really got around to finishing this. I had a massive essay kinda thing written out, but i don't feel like making y'all read that, so here a quick summary and template thing that I just copied and pasted. Overall, Far Cry 5 is a fun game, that places you in the world of Hope County, Montana, and has you in multiple battles/fights with members of the antagonist cult, "Eden's Gate," while attempting to free Hope County from their regime. The graphics are great, storyline is long, with 20+ hours in a stealthy approach (according to one of my friends, I'm estimating upwards of 40 for where I'm at now,) and this game has been my introduction to the Far Cry series, and I wish to play the series long in the future.

===[ Audience ]===
☐ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Casual players
☐ Pro players

===[ Graphics ]===
☐ Potato
☐ Terrible
☐ Bad
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Masterpiece
☐ Real life

===[ Price/Quality ]===
☑ Full price
☑ Wait for sale
☐ Average
☐ Refund it if you can
☐ Don't do it

===[ Requirements ]===
☐ 90's PC
☐ Minimum
☑ Medium
☐ Fast
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

===[ Difficulty ]===
☐ You just need 2 arms
☐ Too easy
☐ Easy
☑ Medium
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Battletoads

===[ Game time/length ]===
☐ Really short
☐ Short
☐ Few hours
☑ Long
☐ Endless

===[ Blood/Gore ]===
☐ No
☐ Only blood
☑ Blood and Gore

===[ Violence ]===
☐ No
☐ Mild
☑ Average
☐ Violent
☐ Manhunt
☐ Mortal Kombat

===[ Soundtrack ]===
☐ No
☐ Annoying
☐ Better than Despacito
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☑ Masterpiece

===[ Story ]===
☐ No
☐ Better than Twilight
☐ OK
☐ Good
☑ Fantastic

===[ Bugs ]===
☐ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Many bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ Nothing that will annoy or bother you
☑ No bugs (At this point, about 2-3 months after it coming out, the amount of bugs seem to be minimal if at all)

===[ Others ]===
Singleplayer: 9/10
Multiplayer: 9/10
Gameplay: 10/10
Overall: 9/10
Posted 17 June, 2018.
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