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This pic literally goes with any name.
I dare you to invite me to play Portal 2.

“ Please confirm, to your knowledge, that you are not a fully robotic being — were born an organic creature and do in fact possess, what many cultures would call, a soul. ”
“ Lemon curry?! ”
“ If men grew babies, it would take two weeks. ”
" You are not the clown. You are the entire circus. "
“ Not your god ”
“ Bang Bang Skeet Skeet N***a ” - The Burger Duke
“ Is ‘abandoned children’ a cake or biscuit?! ”
“ You shouldn’t need firelighters to burn a dog ”
“ That was so silly! No notes! ”
“ Penises have knuckles too. ” - Sean McGloughlin
“ Pilot’s license? What for?! ”
“ Life is a graveyard of dead dreams ”
“ This is why you never listen to the United Nations ”
" Who sh*t my pants "
“ Is it a boy or a-bortion ”
“ Just because I imagined him doesn’t mean he’s not real ”
“ Science knows it doesn’t know everything, otherwise it would stop. ”
“ If your Aunt had balls, she’d be your Uncle - But she doesn’t, so she’s not. ”
" Juice is temporary, sauce is forever. "
“ If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. ”
“ Nobody puts baby in a korma ”
“ I’ve broken Stalin’s house ” - James May
“ Every new beginning is some other beginning’s end ”
“ You can’t get diseases from a bird ”
" I'm sure you've had worse things spat at you "
" These are not the droids you're looking for "
" Murder's not on your 12-step programme "
" it is wrong to belittle someone (aside Furries) "
" I never lose. I either win or I learn. "
" What a great! "
" The power of yet is insane "
" It's harder to predict a noob's play than a pro's "
“ Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake ”
" Every sexuality is good, doesn't matter if you are gay or normal "
" It takes every colour to make a rainbow... except black "
" At least you're not as old as you will be next year "
“ It’s not rape if she’s dead ”
" Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position. "