Recent reviews by Pirate Jones

Party animals is a game that came to destroy all the rest of games with this kind of mechanics and gameplay, all that the others didnt made, this AWESOME game did it, is super fun EVEN after you played it over and over again, is one of the best games that i ever played in my crppy poor life.

cool OST, super animal friendly graphics, super deep history mode,good optimization, with new updates, more animals, skins, and A MARIO KART MODE DUDE! ON THE SAME GAME!

if you dont have it, youre missing a great game better with friends (gimepointsmydude)

How people even play this lol

this game has so much potential, i soo bloody marie good

what can i say, they did it, the game is AWESOME! a worthy remake with new mechanics that the game needed, is a reborned jewel my dude, new models and textures all NEW and SHINY!

THE BEST HORROR GAME

"DUCK YOU CAPCOM FOR THE DUCKING WORST OF THE WORST PARTS OF MY LEAST FAVORITE MONSTERS AND SHOVE THEM INTO A SINGLE SH!T AND THROW THAT COOKSUCKER AT LOW-RANK PLAYERS?! WHO THE DUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ODOGARON LEVELS OF SPASTIC MOBILITY TO A MONSTER WITH A ZINOGRE-LEVEL TAIL SLAM AND STUNLOCK CAPABILITIES TO A MONSTER THAT IS MEANT TO BE FOUGHT BY PLAYERS THAT HAVEN'T GROUND FOR A DESCENT SET OF ARMOR YET?! THE PART THAT PEESSES ME OFF THE MOST ABOUT THIS KUNTWAD IS HOW I'VE BEATEN HIM BEFORE WITH OTHER WEAPONS AND HAVEN'T EATEN SH!T LIKE THIS BEFORE. I GAVE THIS MOTHERDUCKER WHAT FOR ON A FIRST-TIME BLIND PLAYTHROUGH USING THE SWITCH AXE (with a few bumps and bruises, but still far less trouble than I'm having now) WHICH IS A FAR SLOWER AND (debatably) RISKIER WEAPON THAN THE WEEABOO-POWERED DUAL BLADES. AND ON TOP OF THAT IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELEMENT TO BRING: I'VE BROUGHT THE BEST-SUITED WEAPON WITHIN THE TYPE I COULD FOR THIS STAGE OF THE GAME.

NO I DON'T WANT TO USE THE DUCKING SOS-FLARE BECAUSE I'M NOT A VITCH THAT WANTS OTHERS TO BEAT THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THIS BARGAIN-BIN ZINOGRE FOR ME WHEN I'VE SLAYED FAR HARDER DEGENERATES

I probably wouldn't be as angry if my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ USELESS PALICO COULD PULL HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASZ FORT THREE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SECONDS AND KNOCK ME OUT OF STUCK BEFORE THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TAIL SLAM SENDS ME BACK TO CAMP. I MIGHT AS WELL BE LEAVING HIM BACK AT THE DUCKING CAMP HE'S DOING SO DUCKING LITTLE TO HELP.

"Ah yeah sure, he's stunned and about to get hit by the most telegraphed and hardest hitting attack this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a monster has, it'd probably be best if I ducked off in the other direction, because we all know if I, Meow the palico, gets KO'd, we fail immediately,"

There is no ducking reason I should be this angry, eating sh!t and getting better because of it has been the MH formula for almost fifteen years now, but the fact that I'm having MORE TROUBLE WITH THIS DUCKER THAN I DID ON MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH IS UTTTTERLY INFURIATING

Duck you Tobi and duck you Meow"

I just found this, it express my hate against tobi

BROTHERS WE WON AGAINST THE WICKEDNESS OF SONY, DEMOCRACY WILL PREVAIL.

oh boi

The most beautiful game on earth

"your soul is mine!" -Warframe devs