Tell me what you need and I'll tell ya how to get along without it. I'm all in favour of spontaneity; providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly controlled. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I can kick your butt at any military strategy game. I have performed covert operations for the CIA. I balance, I weave, I dodge, and I frolic. The laws of physics do not apply to me. It's my job to make you feel uncomfortable. Don't worry about the rest.