zoey is the evil ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clown thats always trying to steal my balls

I saw Zoey at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told them how cool it was to meet them in person, but I didn’t want to bother them and ask them for photos or anything.

They said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but they kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing their hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard them chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw them trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen anime body pillows in their hands without paying.

What a jerk -rep

my fellow americans - tonight, i want to talk to you on a subject of deep concern.
jorking it.
and by "it"...
i mean our peanits

-rep WHY D/C

-rep tried to hit me with a car?????? like irl????????

also add me back you're chill