Recent reviews by Yukari

Liking this game only proves my ever increasing depression, 10/10 would invest 1000 hours into

Most fun I have ever had in a dark souls game since playing Dark Souls 1 for the first time, definitely reccomend wasting all of your life playing this game

Every time I play this game I pray to boris that I will be blessed with vodka straight from the bottle, Cheeki Breeki iv Damke comrades

I sat a bunch of my friends down one night during a party, turned on my computer, turned my speakers on, turned jiggle physics to maximum, and timed how long each of my friends could last playing it

Friend #1: Lasted 3 minutes before looking me in the eyes with pure unrelenting judgement and walking away
Friend #2: Lasted 5 minutes before questioning his life choices and why he is friends with me
Friend #3: Lasted 10 minutes before turning to me and saying "There goes $10 down the drain for me im buying this ♥♥♥♥"
Friend #4: Lasted 20 minutes before we had to force him off of the game as he was violently masturbating screeching like a rabid stray cat

10/10 This game makes me question my life choices

This game is quite entertaining
1. My parents walked in on me playing this with speakers and not headphones
2. I spent 98 minutes straight playing this
3. I have to goto therapy now, I wonder why
4. My parents do not look at me the same anymore

1000/10 totally worth the boring therapy sessions