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32.2 hrs on record (23.2 hrs at review time)
games great for beginners, however, if you have a no-life friend who has played 500 hours of it already, knows every combo on every character, combo'ing you until you wall splat, into floor break, into heat, into rage art, into perfect ko, then save yourself the mental. not talking from personal experience of course :D
Posted 23 July, 2024.
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1,579.6 hrs on record (1,416.4 hrs at review time)
CS2 is like the new rebound girlfriend you get after your first heartbreak, CSGO.

you will forever compare the two, with the first love always being superior.

like sure your new girl has better looks, she has some new features about her that make her different. however, when it comes down to getting dirty and playing around she's a let down.

it does not slide in as smooth as your first, her movement and hips just do not feel as good as your first, she does not meet your needs, there's no passion between you two, you do not feel like going on for hours and hours and rather end it quickly, even when it comes down to the final headshot ;) it does not even feel satisfying.

After all this, you sit there with some clarity and reminisce on the good old times with your first, as your girl goes "babe, whats wrong?" you just reply with a sigh, "its not whats wrong, but what was right."

thats what CS2 feels like.
Posted 23 July, 2024. Last edited 23 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
wizards and dat
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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613.2 hrs on record (251.4 hrs at review time)
dev error
Posted 8 February, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
78.5 hrs on record (72.5 hrs at review time)
Funner and Better Escape from Tarkov, avaliable on steam and is not a total rip off of $44.99 USD. Get some friends and you'll be set. Frequently updated even though there is one developer.
Posted 21 January, 2019.
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