Recent reviews by ~Jezza~

you will own nothing

Imagine that you have the power to make one of the best game of all time...
then just make some hot garbage instead.
Mass Effect has almost everything starfield has and more, over 10 years ago, with good voice actors....

Maybe things will change in 5 years once they rewrite the game into something decent but I wouldn't let my friend waste money on this today.

Game is amazing 10/10

HOWEVER! as always I hate rockstar and find it a crime that I have to log into social club and accept their terms just to play a singleplayer offline game. that is a publisher sin and they should be ashamed, but they just want that sweet sweet money and user data to sell off to the highest bidder to give you ads.

There is no good reason I should have to log into a online service to play a single-player game!

Other than that I'd give this 10/10 but you only get what you give rockstar

WORTH IT

This game is like MSC but the goals are not the same.
This game is for having a crispy GaRaGe to fill with T R A S H

* C R A W L under the vehicle and massage the transmission.

* U P G R A D E your car with broken springs to have lowrider

* S L I T H E R around the woods looking for crunchy cars or sneaky parts.

* C R A S H your car knowing you WON'T have 40 hours of fixing it to do after that....

* B E C O M E Vice Grip Garage


-- Update --

Now that I've played over 100 hours I'm close to calling this my favorite car game so far. I KNOW that's a LOT to say but hear me out.

This game lets you horde car parts for as many cars as you want wherever you want.
Want to have 10 rusting *copyright safe challengers* in your yard with a pile of parts for each one next to it?? NOW YOU CAN

Would you like to experience REAL TIME RUST MECHANICS that no other game can offer??? and I do mean that!! As you drive a car over time it will rust and EVERY part will degrade.

Drive one car for too long and you will rip the seats... Not one other game can offer that level of granularity.

My non-carguy friend watched me play this and said "oh so this is like the same level of painful detail as stalker.. and it's also for people who hate themselves.. but for cars" and yeah he's about right.

they are not joking about that 3080... I can't do it with my poor 2060

[2024 update]
I can't express how sad I am at the death of something I was so excited for. Decades in the making....

Wildly entertaining as long as you have the spirit for city building.

Finally the * S A N D * is back!

20/10 for sand

Don't buy this for the physics; It has none
Don't buy this game for the community; they're all 12
Don't buy this game for the... oh thats all it has...

Don't buy the game...

Please help me.

I cant sleep.
My girlfriend hates me and factorio.
I have belts in my dreams.

Please tell me how to make it stop.

Update that was 2019
now it's 2023

My divorce is ongoing but THE FACTORY MUST GROW