"I goon, therefore I exist"
- Rene Descartes

"To question Gooning is to question if life has meaning, it only harms the mind and health"
- Johnthavious

"To live without gooning is to cease to live"
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

"My goons are many and my huzz are none"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

"I goon, I came, I conquer"
- Julius Ceasar

"To goon or not to goon that is the question"
- William Shakespeare

“Goonology isn’t a theorem it is rather a state of being”
- Foenem

"To goon wrong in one's own way is better than to goon right in someone else's"
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

"It does not matter how slowly you goon as long you do not stop"
- Confucius

"Understand your opponents gooning tech and understand your own, and never in a hundred jerk mate matches will you falter"
- Sun Goon

"A person who goons all the time has nothing to goon to except gooning”
- Aristotle

"All our goons can come true, If we have the courage to not lose our streak"
- Walt Goonsney

“Goon now, for thy will never know when they must goon In heaven”
- Socrates probably

"The best way to predict your future is to start gooning"
- Abraham Lincoln

"Life is like gooning, to keep your balance you must keep going"
- Albert Einstein

"Gooning is a true friend that never betrays"
- Confucius

“The greatest goon is that which requires no edging”
- Sun Tzu

"The hardest goon requires the strongest edging"
- Socrates

"I have become the gooner"
- Unknown

"Pursuing knowledge, self improvement, gooning and personal growth are essential to living a good life"
- Socrates

"Without Lebron gooning has no meaning"
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Who am I if not a gooner?