kritz
kritz finally turns red   Sweden
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I fat roll different, this sh1t ain't nothing to me man. I'm the chosen undead. I'm biting the rotten's fart bubbles in the bath. We smokin wolf's blood swordgrass. Smokin' that southern ritual band deluxe mega million scratch bubba kush. We smokin teardrop scarab. I'm on +10 Baldur Knight Straight Sword smokin on Gravelord d!ck. We smokin New Londo Ghost banshee boogers. We smokin them good King Jeremiah gibbies. They must've gone hollow, they forgot that I'm HIM. That Bonfire Ascetic backwoods pack hitting that püssy smell like a hellkite dragon. We smokin dung pies in a glass pipe blowing Lord Gwyn's bubbles. I'm sick in the head. I'm on them Majula M&M's, I'm on them Jarburg Geronimo's. I'm on them Nokron Nibbler's. I left my +25 pyromancy flame in the firelink shrine, I'll have to stun on Gwynevere next time. I don't give a fück if I go blind, I don't need to see "amazing chest ahead" anyway. I'm high on 12 budding green blossoms looking to beat the cüm out of a curse-rotted greatwood. We're smoking filtered pthumerian blood crack you stupid piece of sh1t, I'll fücking kill you! Call that püssy the Subterranean Shunning Grounds cause I'm in this b1tch, and I can't get out. Last warrior of sunlight who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Havel gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the poise rating on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the Lord of hollows take him. That püssy better stank like the fishing hamlet otherwise I don't want it. Smoking on fentanyl laced estus flask all my homies started to look like humanity sprites. That püssy got me screamin OCELOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!! Yeah we getting that Pirate Bay Brighstone Cove Tseldora shish kebab cordicep money. I hope them great one's are real so I have more things to fück. I need more Londo Ghost Banshee Boogers! Welcome to Yharnham b1tch! Open up! Lady Maria? I drank her piss out of another hunter's balls. I'm not loyal to anybody I'm that Demon of Hatred blazing up the doobies like I torched all of Ashina you can call me shura cause I for shura don't remember that ugly b1tch she looked like a guardian ape tossing her sh1t out the window. I'm in the abyss licking on Manus anüs. Call me the Champions Gravetender the way I send my dogs on your sorry ass. My cooperator a crackhead he look like Slave Knight Gael. You ain't seen 10 souls of a great champion sh1t reach for my neck you'll get turned into an example. Y'all gotta stop invading me man. Tied the opps to the back of Covetous Demon and rolled them around the block for 24 hours. Motherfücker look like a misbegotten after we was done with him. Opps wanted some initiative, kicked them off a cliff in Tomb of Giants, I'm balding like patches. Lady Maria schlorked me from an aggregarious angle, they thought she was a brainsucker. Top shelf insight disrupted my circadian rhythm. I have seen the golden order, I've seen the flame of frenzy. I was jailin' Hollows for Lord Gwyn before y'all even became a type 1 civilzation. Invaders and cooperators stay pickin the corn out of my sh1t. This sh1t ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of sh1t. Step the wrong way and you'll be cursed. That püssy got me moving like Orphan of Kos. That püssy zapped me like bolt paper. You think I care about this sh1t? Ask me if I care about this sh1t, cause I don't give a sh1t. If I had a humanity for every time they said I gave a sh1t I'd be hollow cause I don't give a sh1t. My b1tch look like André of Astora. I balled so hard they thought I was a fücking nut sack. This sh1t ain't nothing to me man I'll invade you, you stupid piece of sh1t!
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jamal 28 lutego o 10:18 
♥♥♥♥ asså ja har bara goonat sen vi sågs min snop gick ifrån farlukorv till en jevla ölkorv i känsla o textur mannen hjällp mejj jag har orsakat bestående skador på min snorre jag e helt stekt
jamal 21 lutego o 12:04 
westminster crime lord jerome demitrius the fifth be like “bequeath me that ni66a scoundrels riches”
jamal 21 lutego o 11:52 
daniel e helt crazy ja var bjuden hem t han i hans nya lägga efter han satt på kåken fö kvinnodråp o glupsk uppsåt han gjorde nåra år men vi var ändå kompisar men inte nu längre han sa t mejj kom hem t mejj ja bjuder på mat kokt korv så han o ja ba de gott jag kommer när jag kommer hem t han så ser ja att han kokar korv o när vi ska käka slänger han korven o häller upp korvvattnet i glas va fan äre me han ja sköt han i frontal loben omedelbart klart ja ska ha kokka korv
jamal 20 lutego o 1:07 
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Xunt 17 lutego o 10:14 
-rep very smelly genitalia
jamal 14 lutego o 13:40 
my somali villag has somali strongman evryone kno hiim he is best he is name is sahamsohlek suleiman he is strong like oxen he lift two goat above his head and break dem upon knee we party feast that night one time glass botel from china washashor he look me one time and then he devour entire bottle like pig eat faeces and den he spit blood two hour and perished he wil be misst in dying breth he tell me oo my stomag hurtt we giv him somali strongman funeral al shabaab blow his corpes to smitereens in mall of somalia