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117 of 127 (92%) Achievements Earned::

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 9:23am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 9:56am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:21am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 10:39am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:35am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 3:05am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 10:13am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 9:34am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:28am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 11:27am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:41am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 10:07am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:49am

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 9:54am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2016 @ 10:39am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:39am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 10:10am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:54am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 11:21am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 10:20am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 2:52am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 9:58am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2016 @ 10:19am

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 12:59am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 1:02am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 1:44am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 1:29am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 1:41am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 2:00am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 1:52am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 1:45am

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 11:11am

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 2:07am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2016 @ 1:43am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:57pm

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 3:18am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:56pm

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 11:24am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 11:34am

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 11:38am

BFF

Lick a friend
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:10pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:53pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:34pm

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:56pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:51pm

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 12:13pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:56pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 10:44am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 8:52am

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 8:48am

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 10:12am

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 10:03am

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2024 @ 10:05am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 8:24am

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:36am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13am

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:44am

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:13am

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:30am

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:22am

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 10:10am

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:39am

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:32am

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:27am

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00am

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 8:41am

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Unlocked 1 May, 2022 @ 1:41am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2024 @ 11:19am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 9:26am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 29 Feb, 2024 @ 8:35am

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2024 @ 8:56am

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 6:38am

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 7:32am

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:07am

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 8:35am

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:19am

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:55am

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 11:13am

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 11:39am

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 9:13am

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 1:51am

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 6:03am

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 9:00am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2024 @ 8:43am

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 9:02am

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:42am

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:05am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 2:27am

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 1:54am

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2024 @ 1:59am



The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.