Hello, it's me!

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-rep

+rep

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets kiss each other on the lips 😳

shut up, I was first

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

no both of you shut up, i'm first

shut up, I was first

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

Deux Ex Sex confirmed in DanganFortress 3

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Merry new year my boi

paw

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Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

Jimmy go to the Braincels Subreddit, it'll explain why Cindy doesn't love you, it's cause you're a sub-8 male

hi, i want to be smell buddies since you smell so nice~ tee hee~

hi i'm random i'm gonna add u

"Hello there!" -General Kenobi.
The reason why I'm leaving a comment here is if we would like to be friends.
We have known each other for quite some time, and I feel like you're a really cool guy that knows how to take jokes. Almost as much as taking doughnuts from many shops.
Take your time with this, and it's completely fine to decline this offer. I won't mind, mainly because I don't like forcing people to do stuff. This just means that I will have to work a little bit harder to earn your trust.

Hello there my name is Corbin Dome and I'm gonna be showing you how to break in, take what you like, and leave, quickly. I've worked YEARS on the system. WORK! HARD WORK! YEARS! hahaha I actually don't know this man at all I met him on the metro and he's going to allow me to show my system to you. I can't thank you enough you know what why don't you tell the camera your name. Just lean up and tell them your name, just lean up and tell em your name. Look into the lens and tell them your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name. Or not. Or don't. Thanks for letting us use your home, we'l- we'll call you Gorf. Dorf the Goober there you go. That's your name for the day since you didn't speak up.

♥♥♥♥ it. Joel needs a car!

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Son, there's about twelve Japanese hitmen on the other side of this computer monitor and if I don't make this hand, they're gonna execute me, you, and your mother. They're gonna slit our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ throats in the living room.

Diane, I am holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.

It is developed on the basis of a regulation, to beat the terrorists form. I place it.

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

you think you're special, huh? The krauts are gonna eat your lunch

I'm just going to add you for the following reasons: I know you already in DFS and also you seem like a nice guy

Hey man, just adding ya cuz I remember your name from when I used to be Showstopper. Not sure if you remember me or not, but I hope ya do. feel free to reject it, also if you need evidence just check my screenshots. Also would like to catch up and what not, haven't been on DFS in a few years.

Would like to speak to you of possible game development, thanks - Miku

You sEhkSee piece of ♥♥♥♥, I know EVERYTHING

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Release the pigeon! That is an order, son!

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Yes hi

that's how it is on this ♥♥♥♥♥ of an earth

die

master yoda

Hey Hannibal, did you hear about this?

Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice.

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go to the sink and take a shower

You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't, You are not the guy.

ur a big boy now

get the vodka