Btw, I use Arch Linux :^)

I don’t even play CS actively anymore, but a younger version of myself apparently thought this was funny, so I’m keeping it:

I am the bone of my AWP.
Angles are my body, and flicks are my blood.
I have connected over a thousand shots.
Bringing death and destroying lives.
Have sacrificed armor to buy AWPs.
Yet, those hands will never fire fast enough.
So as I pray, ‘Unlimited AWP Works!’