Do you know the muffin man?
[/]The muffin man?[/]
The muffin man!
Do you know the muffin man who lives on Drury Lane?

Would you date the muffin man?
[/]The muffin man?[/]
The muffin man!
I would wed the muffin man if love, to me, was pain...

He stay be makin' muffins, man.
[/]The muffin man?[/]
... the muffin man!
The same darn freaking muffin man we've- bro, are you insane?

Who hit you with a muffin pan?
[/]The muffin man?[/]
The muffin man?!
This story's really somethin'; can I share it on my main?

You know, fights with the muffin man-
[/]The muffin man?[/]
...jail- stuff it! Damn!
Can't you see I'm huffing, and can have you put in chains?

At first I caught a shutting glance-
[/]The muffin man?[/]
Not him... a friend.
Someone worthy f'loving, yet, online, is something strange.

Who do you not stop loving, man?
[/]The muffin man?[/]
I knew it! Bam!
At least your gettin' something' man; this single life is shame!

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Why? Why do so many people of HLTV hate Brazil?? what did we do?? you call us favela and stuff and bra71l wtf what did brazil do?

i love brazil it is a great country, why you hate? come live here first we have hard time living but i love my country, i am glad i dont live some place really worse like Africa (no offense africa)) or North Korea

So please, stop hate. dont hate brazil or turkey or america or other countries!! country is not good yes, but people are not the same! many nice brazilians.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say..... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princesif need. =}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you ususual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) (i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please. I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL :)

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