1. Boil Water

2. Eat Block of Noodles

3. Drink Boiling Water

4. Snort Flavor Packet , smoke ketamin (optional)

5. Commit Tax Fraud

6. Raise your tenant's rent by 25% (30% if single mother)

7. Donate Noodles to the homeless

8. Tell them it's a prank and take the noodles back

9. Remove seasoning packet

10. Piss pure red bull energy into the packaging

11. Give back to the homeless and force them to eat it

12. Watch them transform into a sweatshop worker

13. creat fashion brand for landlords and dealers (passiv income)

14. Repeat until you have a full warehouse of slave laborers

15. ESTOY LOCO

16. Commit arson on warehouse and collect the insurance money

17. Go back to store, return the package and say you bought it with no noodles inside

18. Vomit mid conversation and tell them about the voices

19. Nut and Piss your Pants (♥♥♥♥ for good measure)

20. Repeat