Recent reviews by Not Joe

Since i was just over six I realised I always wanted to be a duck, I practiced quacking every day until i was fourteen, where i accepted i had a powerful, vibrant Quack that would strike fear into the hearts of every man, I then had a plastic surgeon implant feathers into every part of my body and remove my ability to make any other noises. at the age of sixteen expirienced the Quack of duck game, and instantaneously looked back on my entire life as a failure.

With just 4 years before release, and 3 years and counting of post-alpha release development, its incredible the amount of non stop updates dayz are still able to release. I am glad they have gone into such detail of reskinning arma 2 dayz.

Dirty Bomb is the most sarcastic and sadistic shooter i have ever laid my innocent eyes on. No one should ever, under any circumstances, circumcised or not, be allowed to play such a graphical, team based game for the sake of humanity.

Hello, my name is joe, and i'm a counter strike FNATIC.
this game really tickles my NIPs,
I don't want to AWPologise for being late, so i'll POP on over in a FLASH.
I don't intend to be GLOBALLY OFFENSIVE, but FACEIT, this game is good for N0THING.
Unless you really enjoy the best action packed first person skill based shooter of all time.

My teacher told me I'd never amount to anything. So I mounted my friends.

Well just look at me now.

Experience true combat gameplay in a massive military sandbox. Deploying a wide variety of single- and multiplayer content, over 20 vehicles and 40 weapons, and limitless opportunities for content creation, this is the PC’s premier military game. Authentic, diverse, open - ORION : Prelude sends you to war.

good game.