After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard 2incher push against my leg. I punched him and then kicked him out. Turns out he was gay and didnt even like csgo. Don't trust this guy

Where do I even begin with this legend? Back in the golden days of Minecraft Mega Walls, we were an unstoppable duo (or maybe an unstoppable meme squad, depending on the day). Whether it was clutching insane 1v10s or digging elaborate tunnels no one asked for, every match was a new adventure.

This guy isn’t just a teammate; he’s the kind of friend who turns even the most frustrating matches into hilarious memories. Always dependable, always cracking jokes, and always up for one more game—those Mega Walls days wouldn’t have been the same without him. If you’re lucky enough to have him on your team in any game, consider yourself blessed. Absolute 10/10, would dig trenches and clutch with again.

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You think you can tell us what to do? You think you can tell us to wear? You think you're better? Ha better get ready... bow to the masters. BREAK IT DOWN

donk

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