Vietnam Veteran (SHOW RESPECT!)
Frank Stallone   Christmas Island
 
 
We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "shine please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of sodie pops, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fuggin blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fuggin screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin' him together, the guy's fuggin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "Aaahh!!! Real Monsters" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna play Fortnite!" I said "With what? I can't find your fuggin' Razer mouse! I can't find hssnd anywhere!"
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