I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny for art hoes. I want to ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥♥-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to ♥♥♥ all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Horny

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10:31 PM - Newb™: omnipotens
9:31 PM - Max (1): ijmoporntes
9:31 PM - Max (1): liekyoui
9:31 PM - Max (1): GOMDABNIT
9:31 PM - Max (1): ♥♥♥♥
10:31 PM - Newb™: HAHAHAHA

ko.

faku dolan

18:47 - Max (1): DI
18:47 - Max (1): OD
18:47 - Max (1): DO
18:47 - Max (1): DI.
18:47 - Newb™: .
18:47 - Newb™: im saving that

20:09 - Max (1): haha gay ♥♥♥♥♥

20:33 - Alfie: I SHALL RESTORE YOUR CARROTS USING THIS POTATO

11:58 - Newb™: the vikings, what do they mean
11:58 - Newb™: vikings
11:58 - Newb™: che
11:58 - Newb™: unmbers
11:58 - Newb™: numbers*
11:58 - Newb™: VIKINGS

21:06 - Max (1): reminds me of your ♥♥♥♥

20:06 - Max (1): what
20:07 - Max (1): what is this
20:07 - Max (1): madsnes

>implying your point means anything in that case

>implying I have to prove anything to anybody on the internet

try and prove that

I had a different name at the time ;)

>implying i had a (1) near my name when i stole your name :)))

can't steal it without having a (1) near your name though :)))

14:54 - Spy: ♥♥♥♥♥ are best

i can steal names too y'know

14:52 - Newb™­: i like big ♥♥♥♥♥ in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ queer

15:41 - Spy: so you'd suck a ♥♥♥♥ for 0.5kk $?
15:42 - Newb™: if its just that? yeah
15:42 - Spy: NEWB CONFIRMED FOR CLOSET ♥♥♥♥♥♥

TARNOR, THE BLACK DRAGON TURNED AGAINST NECRON, AND HE REVEALED TO THE ANGELS THE PLACE HE WAS HIDING. WHEN THE UNHOLY SON OF CROM DISCOVERED THIS, HIS RAGE CRACKED THE EARTH.

10:03 - Newb™: 10:00 - JudgeTyrael: http://9gag.com/gag/5383744
10:01 - Newb™: LAMA
10:01 - Newb™: OH GOD LAMA
10:01 - Newb™: ZE KOEV
10:03 - Newb™: good morning suka
10:03 - Max (1): NO
10:03 - Max (1): NOOOOOOOOOO
10:03 - Max (1): NO
10:03 - Max (1): NO
10:03 - Max (1): WHAT
10:03 - Max (1): ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
10:04 - Newb™: that's right
10:04 - Newb™: feel my pain
10:04 - Max (1): NU
10:04 - Max (1): ♥♥♥♥
10:04 - Max (1): WHY
Max is now Offline.

13:27 - Max: so you DID have anal sex with some ♥♥♥♥♥
13:27 - Newb™: che za lehakat himum
13:27 - Newb™: jew metal
13:27 - Max: differential diagnosis
13:27 - Newb™: vot kruti
13:27 - Max: syphilis
13:27 - Newb™: what is the problem
13:27 - Newb™: i couldnt feel my legs after that

20:14 - Newb™: what if you get raped by a neko shemale
20:15 - Cbem: eh
20:15 - Cbem: uh
20:15 - Cbem: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
20:15 - Cbem: shemale
20:15 - Cbem: not good
20:15 - Cbem: neko
20:15 - Cbem: eh
20:15 - Cbem: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
20:15 - Cbem: you
20:15 - Newb™: yeah.
20:15 - Cbem: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
20:15 - Newb™: GOTCHA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
20:15 - Cbem: yeah, kinda
20:15 - Cbem: I'm not gay though

18:09 - Max (1): i like to rape

20:11 - Newb™: the game isnt that fuhnh
20:11 - Newb™: fuhnh
20:11 - Newb™: what the ♥♥♥♥

Cemb: what are you, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
Max: urd
Max: yes*
Cemb: what
Max: OH GOD
Max: NO
Cemb: oh boy

13:56 - Max (1): che za watched handcock
13:56 - Max (1): HANCOCK*

Dave: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥♥ and that look of conent on his face
Cemb: >conent
Dave: content*

Cemb: and you know this because of..?
Dave: Some say like bags of sand or salty coins and milk
Dave: Take a guess
Dave winks at you
Cemb: oh god why

23:03 - Newb™: being raped isnt that bad

17:41 - Newb™: how did you break spacebar
17:42 - Viking the everLiching Cemb: magifc
17:42 - Newb™: use onscreen keyboard
17:42 - Newb™: for space
17:42 - Newb™: or
17:42 - Newb™: BUY A NEW KEYBOARD
17:42 - Viking the everLiching Cemb: Iremoedit
17:42 - Viking the everLiching Cemb: ♥♥♥♥♥,
17:42 - Newb™: what
17:42 - Viking the everLiching Cemb: nmvvcxcxvxbvbbvcv
17:42 - Viking the everLiching Cemb: IREMOVEDIT
17:42 - Newb™: i am so confused
17:42 - Viking the everLiching Cemb: IHAETOCLEANIT
17:42 - Newb™: you
17:42 - Newb™: removed
17:42 - Newb™: it

Viking the everLiching Cemb: HAVE
Viking the everLiching Cemb: ♥♥♥♥
Newb™: you
Newb™: REMOVED
Viking the everLiching Cemb: MYLIFE
Newb™: it?
Viking the everLiching Cemb: YES
Viking the everLiching Cemb: JUST
Viking the everLiching Cemb: A
Viking the everLiching Cemb: LIKE
Viking the everLiching Cemb: GIE
Viking the everLiching Cemb: UJNFIKDASUHISADFUHA
Newb™: ...
Newb™: what
Viking the everLiching Cemb: ¨FIVE
Viking the everLiching Cemb: SECONDS
Viking the everLiching Cemb: AGO
Newb™: oh
Viking the everLiching Cemb: AND
Viking the everLiching Cemb: V
Newb™: oh WOW
Viking the everLiching Cemb: ^LETTER
Viking the everLiching Cemb: IS
Viking the everLiching Cemb: NOT
Viking the everLiching Cemb: WORKING
Viking the everLiching Cemb: EITHER
Viking the everLiching Cemb: ♥♥♥♥
Newb™: V doesnt work?
Viking the everLiching Cemb: vvbcvyeah
Viking the everLiching Cemb: Iremoedi8t
Viking the everLiching Cemb: ohgod
Viking the everLiching Cemb: killme

WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE'S SPOILER TAGS IN STEAM?
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE.

also, Cemb can't into proper greentext

wat

Well done.

>Drunk as ♥♥♥♥
>Again
>Listen to Disturbed - Mine
>Heaven
>Drunk

09:03 - Newb™: ♥♥♥♥ BS:GO
09:03 - Newb™: BS
09:03 - Newb™: lol
09:03 - Newb™: that wasnt intentional
09:03 - Newb™: but its genius
09:03 - Newb™: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: global offensive
09:03 - ife. NERV: ahahahah

fffuuuu

Newb™: i like bleeding
i

09:38 - Newb™: i am coming you ♥♥♥♥♥♥

20:30 - Max: +69+

Cemb: Good luck, 7000 skeletons are behind me
Cemb: Good skeletons, 7000 mes are behind luckj
Cemb: Luck me, good 7000 behinds are skeletons
Cemb: ahhaha what the ♥♥♥♥ brain
Newb™: yeah youre high

22:42 - Newb: ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥

5:28 PM - Newb™: okay let me just do some stuff
5:28 PM - Max™: get out of the gaylord palms resort
5:29 PM - Newb™: let me finish ♥♥♥♥
5:29 PM - Newb™: NOT THAT WAY

19:35 - Max: and then you will crash
19:35 - Newb™: and if i dont
19:35 - Newb™: what do i win
19:35 - Max: soseg
19:35 - Newb™: besides not boredom
19:35 - Newb™: oh god
19:35 - Newb™: worth it
19:36 - Newb™: even though made of humans
19:36 - Max: made out of semen worm
19:36 - Newb™: sounds tasty


14:16 - Max: stop eating semen worm
14:16 - Newb™: nom

22:26 - Newb™: wait
22:26 - Newb™: either way im gay
22:26 - Newb™: ♥♥♥♥

Max: gay sex isn't fun
Max: maybe not for you
Newb: oh because for you its fun?
Newb: LOL
Newb: ♥♥♥♥♥♥

22:55 - Newb: i am actually a filthy palestinian

oh ♥♥♥♥ off, max, don't make me find the context of that conversation.

13:14 - Newb: im not gay
13:14 - Newb: i just need the money
13:14 - Newb: OKAY THAT SOUNDED BAD
13:14 - Max: HAHA
13:14 - Max: OH

Cemb is a Gasmask: max
Max: cem
Cemb is a Gasmask: you are a huge ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Max: i know