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Want to destroy friendships? This is your top pick.

This a masterpiece

Best controller so far I've used. Sad that is was discontinued.

RIP
AND
TEAR

0/10

How to kill a game

By Valve

Best NOT THIS WAY SIMULATOR of the year

10/10

This is a resume of what you get: random map selection where at least 7 of 10 times you got the f00cking desert map (yep, "new map" is cool, but playing it over and over S00CKS). Terrain and vehicle stability is a PIECE OF CR4P on this map, and even on the other map.

Then, you choose a location to loot, alone or with your squad, spend about 10-15 minutes jumping from the plane, looting, and going to the playzone if you landed outside. All of this to receive a headhshot FROM A F4CKING CHINESE CHEATER from +1000 meters away without line of sight. And doesn't matter if you report them ingame and on forums with video proof. They don't ever get banned. Developers doesn't even give a F4CK about cheaters.

About 8 of 10 games you will play against cheaters. Cheats comes in all flavors: Wallers, No-Recoil, Aimbots, Infinite HP, Aimboting from third person, speedhacks, grenade hacks (yes, there are those too: players throwing you grenades from more than 500 meters away and perfectly landing them on your feets), and many more.

Also, vehicles are BUGGED AS F4CK. Vehicles exploding for no reason, vehicles crashing with NOTHING while you drive. Even vehicles throwing you out and then "hitting and killing you" without reason. Vehicles NOT killing people that you hit with them.

And of course, servers lagged as you were playing from another dimension.

So, SCR3W this F4CKING game.

Game was fun. But that sh7tl0ad of bugs and cheaters are ruining the game.

It's really amazing, even on the test servers are Aimboters and Wallers. Good job bluehole. Cheating simulator of the year 10/10

Update 21/12/2017:

Now game left Early Access and is v1.0: New map added and map selection is totally ramdom... Sure m8. 9 of 10 games are on the sh177y new desert map.

Currently 1.0 is full of bugs, cheaters and more and more cr4p. This game isn't even ready to be considered "ESL Ready". Should never left early access stage. Don't understand why steam allowed it.

I'm not a huge fan of Zombies themed games, but a friend recomended me this one. And have to say, this game is excellent. I liked it a lot. Once started playing, couldn't stop until finished the story on single player.

10/10

Cheeki Breeki changed my life.

Would go to Chernobyl Again.